Kids And Dogs Quotes

#1. Sometimes people think that because you have money and position you are immune from the human experience. But I can feel as lonesome and lost as the next man when I turn the key in the door and go into an empty house that is usually full of kids and dogs.

Robert Kennedy

#2. I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I'm not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.

P. J. O'Rourke

#3. I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't like to hide under hats. If anyone knows about spending lots of the time on the beach, with kids and dogs in tow, it's me.

Pamela Anderson

#4. I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.

Eric Idle

#5. If you are truly fearless as a performer, than you don't fear kids or dogs.

Thomas Haden Church

#6. I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.

Jeff Daniels

#7. I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and I'm going to be a fabulously rich old maid with cute butlers and dogs.'

Jessica Biel

#8. I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.

Robin Williams

#9. No matter how together we are, no matter how many friends or kids or partners or dogs or goats we have, there are always moments where we not only feel alone, but lonely.

Kris Radish

#10. You always were the hot head. You got a temper in you that can't be tamed, yet you also got a soft spot for stray dogs, kids in trouble and damsels in distress. See why folks label you a complex conundrum.

Vonnie Davis

#11. I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

Michael Landon

#12. Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

Oliver Gaspirtz

#13. I wait in front of the stadium, scrolling through Facebook on my cell phone. I swear if one more of my high school friends posts pictures of their lunch, kids, or dogs, I'm going on a spree reporting everyone as spam.

Aly Martinez

#14. I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

#15. Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a movie. To match the new living-room furniture. Because they moved to the suburbs and see a dog as part of the package.

Jon Katz

#16. My home is different from my mother's, because hers is filled with beautiful objects that I was always afraid of breaking. My home is the opposite. Bring on the kids, the dogs, the parties - there's nothing that's so important it can't be broken.

Cybill Shepherd

#17. I tend to place kids in a class with dogs, preferring the quiet, the smart, and the well trained.

Sue Grafton

#18. Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that.

Jason Gann

#19. I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions.

Michael Vick

#20. I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.

Mike Ness

#21. People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.

Greg Giraldo

#22. Good Viking genes, being vegetarian and having rowdy dogs and kids definitely keep me in shape. Not eating meat gives me the energy I need to keep up with work, family and travel - I'm very active.

Pamela Anderson

#23. Dogs are the kids we've always wanted. They're totally devoted and want to live with you until they die. Not like children who can't wait to take off as soon as they grow up and don't need you anymore.

Jonathan Carroll

#24. I'm at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. I've got my dogs as surrogates, but I'm ready for kids.

Michael Bay

#25. All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Stephen Colbert

#26. My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.

William Shatner

#27. The halls are full of kids, scrawny ones and fat ones, cool ones and uncool ones, freaks and jocks, cheerleaders and dogs, burnouts and nerds. It's like Berlin, divided, except there are more walls in this city, and they're better guarded.

Brian Malloy

#28. I always say that if she treats her kids half as good as she treats the dogs, they'll be in great shape.

Mike Fisher

#29. One day I'd love a house in the country, with some chickens, dogs and kids.

Katie McGrath

#30. I'm seeing too many kids where they get fixated on their own autism. I'd rather have them get fixated that they like programming computers or they like art or they want to sing in the church choir or they want to train dogs, you know, something that they can turn into a career.

Temple Grandin

#31. Children recognize me from Free Willy, and their parents recognize me from Reservoir Dogs. The kids are like, 'There's Glen,' and the parents are like, 'Don't go near that guy.'

Michael Madsen

#32. Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.

Garry Shandling

#33. I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life. I think that is what helped me get the role on 'Lassie', I was comfortable around the dog, where many of the kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.

Will Estes

#34. When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!

Gabrielle Union

#35. I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

Reese Witherspoon

#36. It'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs.

Leighton Meester

#37. When reading Stephen King, don't get too close to the kids or the dogs. It will only break your heart.

Brendan P. Myers

#38. In my house, we speak Spanglish to the dogs, to the grandchildren, to the kids.

Cristina Saralegui

#39. Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

Janeane Garofalo

#40. I'd rather have a kid come up to me and tell me that he loves dinosaurs or he loves airplanes or he likes training dogs or I like Shakespeare. I mean, just something.

Temple Grandin

#41. I used to walk around with a stick. My dad used to call me Moses. It's on a home video. He said, 'That kid would rather lead no one than follow anyone.' I had dogs following me in the neighborhood. I had neighborhood kids coming over.

Brad D. Smith

#42. Walking my dogs, playing with my kids - all of that is really good stuff to keep me centered.

John Feldmann

#43. The other two of her three kids stood on the covered front porch, tails wagging, feet dancing. One of the best things about dogs, to Fiona's mind, was their absolute joy in welcoming you home, whether you'd been gone for five minutes or five days. There lay unconditional and boundless love.

Nora Roberts