Top 13 Kate Daniels Aunt Quotes
#1. The porch light came on and Aunt B swung the door open. Middle-aged and stout, with graying hair rolled into a bun, she looked like she should be baking cookies, not ruling a brood of social deviants with a penchant for hysterical laughter and kinky sex.
Ilona Andrews
#2. I see he had his shorts on under the towel all along.
I think for a fact that she'd rather he'd of been stark naked under that towel than had on those shorts. She's glaring at those big white whales leaping round on his shorts in pure wordless outrage.
Ken Kesey
#3. I think what's fascinating is how many people are playing in politics who maybe haven't played before.
Carly Fiorina
#6. You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed."
I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.
Ilona Andrews
#7. They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
Bill Hicks
#8. Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back
Ilona Andrews
#9. Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?"
"I have spies everywhere."
I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate.
"She had tea with Mahon's wife." Andrea said.
Aunt B looked at her. "You and I need to work on your air of mystery.
Ilona Andrews
#10. No matter how well a person writes, a successful book is a team effort involving many, many people.
Linda Lael Miller
#11. Will you stop meddling in my love life?" I growled.
"I'm not meddling. I'm offering commentary.
Ilona Andrews
#12. If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody. Of course, Raphael might like that ...
Ilona Andrews
#13. Christ's blood in heaven, you ignorant, incompetent whey-faced nestlecock, do you think I am a hired spy, an informer? That I have a master, a paymaster, for God's love? You silly little man.
Patrick O'Brian
