Kate Daniels Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 95 famous quotes and sayings about kate daniels to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 95 Kate Daniels Quotes

#1. The porch light came on and Aunt B swung the door open. Middle-aged and stout, with graying hair rolled into a bun, she looked like she should be baking cookies, not ruling a brood of social deviants with a penchant for hysterical laughter and kinky sex. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1386
#2. I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer."
I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #48994
#3. Andrea stared at me. "You're not taking me seriously!"
"That's probably because you're not excited enough," Derek said. "You should clench your fists like they do in the movies, shake them, and yell, 'This is bigger than any of us! It goes all the way to the top! - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #72154
#4. Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #83077
#5. The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #122028
#6. She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could make it wiggle so much but she proved me wrong. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #142437
#7. I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.
'What's this?'
'A needle.'
'What should I do with it?'
He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room.'
- Kate & Saiman - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #152757
#8. The phone rang. I picked it up. "Kate Daniels"
"It's me," Curran said. "I - "
I hung up. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #167289
#9. Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #266721
#10. He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps.
I win. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #288080
#11. You make me want to stab you."
"I have that effect on many people."
"How is it you're still alive?"
"I'm hard to kill. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #300980
#12. Where is the bane of my existence?"
"In the shower, freshening up."
Damn it all to hell. "Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?"
"No, no, he's covered in blood."
"Oh good." Wait a minute. "The kid is covered in blood and we're relieved. There is something wrong with us. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #341421
#13. If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #348127
#14. Ghastek, why haven't you married?" I asked.
He gave me a thin-lipped smile. "Because if I were to get married, I would want to have a family. To me, marriage means children."
"So what's the problem? Shooting blanks?"
Desandra asked.
Kill me. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #348751
#15. In there?'
She nodded.
'You want us to go into the tortoise?'
Another nod.
'It's alive.'
Another nod. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #380745
#16. The stairs ended. I wished I knew the jackass who'd made the staircase so short. I'd throw him down the damn steps so he could count them with his head. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #394966
#17. I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me.'
Now that would be a neat trick. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #414345
#18. Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #464398
#19. If you can't make it go away, wait it out. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #478547
#20. Go play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you."
Arrogant asshole. "I tell you what, if you find us before those three days run out, I'll cook you a damn dinner and serve it to you naked."
"Is that a promise?"
"Yes. Go fuck yourself. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #480774
#21. And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio.
He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face. "We killed things. There was blood. Fountains of blood. And then we had barbecue. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #502984
#22. And men my prophet wail deride! - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #521506
#23. There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #523239
#24. Kate Daniels, deadly swordswoman and rescuer of hungry orphans. Come in. Wash your hands. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #680788
#25. We can get you a throne with snakes. I'll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It'll be great ... - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #689539
#26. I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass."

"Now you know how the rest of us feel," Jim said. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #713172
#27. Kate Daniels and her deadly attack poodle. Kill me, somebody. Julie, my adopted niece, would have a field day with this. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #727985
#28. The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed.
"See?" Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. "That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #728175
#29. How do yo feel about her doing this?" That had to be Mahon. That low-pitched growl could only come from him.
"We let each other be who we are," Curran said. "I don't have to like all of the things she has to do. I love her. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #732921
#30. If I pass out face down in this water, will you fish me out?"
"Will you promise to call me Your Majesty?"
"Hell no."
"Then I'll have to think about it. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #733310
#31. The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #765606
#32. She's your Herald," Derek said. "That's your color. Blue for humanity."
My what?
He made a big show of moving a few feet to the side.
I looked at him.
"In case your head explodes," he said helpfully. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #768092
#33. I crouched on the beam. The bunnycat shivered less than a foot away.
"Here ... " Bunny? Kitty? "Here, cute creature thing ... Don't be scared. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #791075
#34. Have you called the alphas?"
"Yes."
"The rats, too?"
He bristled. "What about the rats?"
"They think you're hiding information from them"
"I hide information from everyone. Do they think they're special? - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #859991
#35. If the lot of you survives, Curran will fray the skin off your backs,' Doolittle said.
'That's what I always love about you, Doctor.' Raphael grinned. 'You're a cup-halfway-full kind of guy. All flowers and sunshine. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #866763
#36. Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take down a wild hog with those short tiny legs. Wouldn't the boar be surprised?"
Everybody was a comedian.
"May be if I oink loud enough, it'll leap across the beam and try to devour me. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #875304
#37. I saved the baby. I saved her. For you."
- Bran - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #887304
#38. You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed."
I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #899476
#39. I love you," I told him. There. Nice and simple. "I knew you would find me."
He smiled at me. "I would never stop looking. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #904224
#40. Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #936595
#41. Curran growled. "Later, babycakes."
Babycakes. Asshole. "Good hunting, sugar woogums. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #937726
#42. On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #955583
#43. Aha! So I'm not crazy."
"You are most definitely crazy," Derek said. "But in a deranged, endearing way. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #965057
#44. Beautiful I would never be. Striking, that I could manage. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #977754
#45. What is this?"
"It's a wedding invitation," Julie said.
"I didn't order any."
Julie grinned at me. "Roman."
Ugh. That's right. I waved the envelope at her. "It has flowers on it."
"Did you want gore, swords, and severed heads?" she asked. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #994852
#46. Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferred Becker the Easiley Surrendering or Becker the Quite Reasonable, but beyond that his name tells me nothing. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1002966
#47. And what causes orgasm in a man? Kate Daniels, the sex-ed specialist. Kill me, somebody. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1027953
#48. Estene aleera hesaad de viren aneda. And now, you are forever mine. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1071242
#49. Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1088843
#50. Who snitched?"
"We have people monitoring police radio frequencies. They gave Jim a heads-up in case our security had to storm PAD offices and bust you out of there. I found out when I saw Jim walking down the hallway snickering to himself. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1089156
#51. A girl half my age swept by and slammed two giant tankard filled with beer on the table. Ragnvald held his up. I smashed my tankard against his. Beer splashed. We raised the tankard and pretended to take much bigger gulps than we did. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1109012
#52. Bring your army, little god! My sword is hungry! - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1111183
#53. Ascanio ... "
"Yes, Consort?"
"I think you misunderstand the whole nature of what it means to be an employee. We have a job to do; we are doing it. Or I'm doing it, and you're making it more difficult."
"I'm not an employee. I'm an intern."
"Try to be a silent intern. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1113467
#54. Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?"
"I have spies everywhere."
I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate.
"She had tea with Mahon's wife." Andrea said.
Aunt B looked at her. "You and I need to work on your air of mystery. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1133132
#55. Ready to put your claws where your mouth is, or are you going to cringe behind the big boys and yip all day?"
His eyes flared yellow "Is that a challenge?"
"Yes it is. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1135029
#56. Ask!" the cat said.
"Ask, Kate!" Saiman prompted.
"Ask!" one of the volhvs called out.
I took a deep breath. The cat leaned forward in anticipation.
"Would you like some milk? - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1160989
#57. He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?"
"Nope!"
"Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1170006
#58. A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1170593
#59. The woman said something to Roman. He stopped, turned to her, and shook his staff.
She crossed her arms. I couldn't see her face, but I read the body language well enough. I shake my magic stick at you!" "Let me tell you what you can do with your stick ... " - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1194093
#60. Are you waiting for a clue to fall on your head?" Derek asked.
"Yep. Tell me if you see one coming."
"Nope."
"My super mental powers must be getting rusty. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1202135
#61. She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1208994
#62. Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1222067
#63. Curran shrugged and pulled me back to him. 'You don't pick the family you're born into. You pick the one you make. I already chose my mate and glued her ass to the chair to make sure she knew it. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1231837
#64. Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1265976
#65. So you want me to track down a supernaturally fast sniper who can disappear into thin air, retrieve your maps, and do it so nobody finds out what I'm doing or why?'
'Exactly.'
I sighed. 'I'll get the paperwork. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1312198
#66. You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep."
"I only did it once."
"Once was weird enough, thank you. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1313067
#67. Why is everyone calling me Consort?"
"Jim designated you as Consort in official papers. You don't want to be called Mate, calling you Alpha is confusing, and 'Beast Lady' makes people laugh. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1314609
#68. The lion opened his mouth, showing his big teeth. Yes, yes, you're bad. We know, Your Majesty. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1374418
#69. What's this "
"A needle."
"What should I do with it " He'd walked right into it. Too easy.
"Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1406552
#70. I think you're confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don't get along. You're a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I'm a pigheaded insubordinate ass. I drive you mad and you want to strangle me. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1419657
#71. So how was it?" she asked. "Kissing Curran?"
"I can't let him kiss me again, because if he does, I'll sleep with him."
Andrea blinked. "Well," she said finally, "At least you know where you stand. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1425631
#72. Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1426125
#73. What did I tell you about plastic ties?
Only for humans, Julie murmured.
If you don't listen to me, I can't teach you anything. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1452289
#74. Who is there with you?"
"Raphael"
Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?"
"I said it's nothing major."
"Bullshit. You wouldn't work with Raphael unless the Apocalypse was imminent and that was the only way to prevent it. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1500125
#75. I'd managed to find a hobbit in the Caucasus Mountains. I wondered what he would do if I asked him about second breakfast. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1501445
#76. Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1502931
#77. Diplomatic," Barabas said. "Fuck diplomatic. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1513470
#78. Hi. And what kind of screwed-up beastie would you be? - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1524605
#79. I thought of telling him that if it wasn't for Oklahoman cowboys and Mexican whores having a bit of fun, there would've been no Texans, but that would be counterproductive. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1536748
#80. Have your vote. But know this: if you come to remove me, come in force, because if you try to separate me from him, I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't shake. My aim won't falter. My face will be the last thing you'll see before you die. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1612377
#81. Will you stop meddling in my love life?" I growled.
"I'm not meddling. I'm offering commentary. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1618450
#82. The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect? - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1621591
#83. If it weren't for supplies, I'd never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has to do. Hard to live like a king without toilet paper.
Astamur - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1644872
#84. One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1645839
#85. Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said.
Derek gave him a withering look.
"Desandra is a mother, Robert is married, Kate's affianced, and I'm an old soul. You're the closest thing to a virgin we've got. Get on with growing some flowing locks. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1680019
#86. Secret to what?"
"Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"
he raised his hands
"blessed silence. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1706253
#87. You know anything about investigative work?"
"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1714629
#88. This was heaven. "Hey, baby," Hugh said. Heaven just got canceled. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1715767
#89. Kate& Derek
"No, Kate, you don't understand. He vanished. He was there one moment and then he was gone."
I couldn't resist. "Like a ninja. In a puff of smoke. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1743817
#90. Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1764050
#91. The stallion stared in my direction and bared his teeth. Now horses were giving me crap. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1765975
#92. If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody. Of course, Raphael might like that ... - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1779308
#93. Somewhere in that database my name sat in its own little niche, the name of a reject, undisciplined and worthless. Just the way I liked it. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1811361
#94. Did you run any of this by Curran?"
"I told him I was about to do something idiotic and dangerous, and he told me to go ahead and let him know if he could help in any way."
"I don't understand your relationship. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1824659
#95. I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent. - Author: Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels Quotes #1852768

Famous Authors

Popular Topics