Top 100 Kardashian Quotes
#1. Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
Frank Caliendo
#3. When you say things like that to me, I call it a Kardashian. Know why? Because I'm looking for the but.
Richard Castle
#4. I am from the Kardashian group. We can take anything.
Caitlyn Jenner
#5. Despite the enormous pressures in Hollywood, Kim Kardashian never set out to fit in, and it's this exact nonconformity that drives our global obsession with her.
Jeetendr Sehdev
#6. President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'
David Letterman
#7. Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.
Brigid Berlin
#8. I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama - then candidate Obama - going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I've seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of 'til death do we part.
Mitt Romney
#9. She [Kim Kardashian] was always my muse, now she's become other designers' muses.
Kanye West
#10. Cal thought: A new player. Terrific. Maybe William Shatner's in here, too. Also Mike Huckabee . . . Kim Kardashian . . . the guy who plays Opie on Sons of Anarchy and the entire cast of The Walking Dead.
Stephen King
#11. I swear Kim Kardashian's first marriage lasted longer than some of my iPhone chargers.
Lilly Singh
#12. The whole Kardashian family, they have a bunch of energy.
Ryan Lochte
#13. President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.
David Letterman
#14. And English society was was not exactly welcoming to these rich newcomers: Imagine Kim Kardashian marrying Prince Henry today and you get the general idea of the suspicion and disdain that the Americans encountered.
Daisy Goodwin
#15. [Kim Kardashian] is one of the hardest-working women I've been around ever.
Kris Humphries
#16. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. Even
Tina Fey
#17. I love looking at people who have achieved a lot - even Kim Kardashian, who has made a brand out of being a reality TV star; I applaud that.
Tamara Ecclestone
#18. Kim [Kardashian]'s style is very sexy - she loves anything tight that hugs her body - and she's also very trendy.
Kim Kardashian
#19. How did we go - in a relatively short amount of time - from Audrey Hepburn to Kim Kardashian? I don't know how that happened. Like did we all collectively slip and hit our heads as a society? Why are we accepting garbage as nourishment? I don't know what's going on.
Laura Benanti
#20. A dementor," I say. "What in God's holy name is that?" "A dementor? From Harry Potter?" "Well, put your hood back, for the love of Jesus. And who are you supposed to be?" "Kim Kardashian," says Leah, just completely deadpan. Garrett looks confused. "Tohru from Fruits Basket.
Becky Albertalli
#21. I think it's safe to say people are going to be interested in Kim Kardashian's love choices for the next 30 years. But they can take a minute to think about the new robotic arm that could replace the one they lost to cancer. Then they can keep thinking about Kim Kardashian.
James Woods
#22. To be stuck with that Kardashian label, that was so hurtful to me and to my career. I probably realized that too late - not that it would've affected my decisions in terms of who I dated, but it would've affected my decision to appear on the show.
Adrienne Bailon
#23. Since we started putting together our makeup collection, Kardashian Beauty, I've been extra invested in our list of no-no ingredients. It's an ingredients black list that we don't allow into the products - no parabens, no sulfates.
Kourtney Kardashian
#24. Spotting the same car three times could have been a coincidence. Kim Kardashian's boobs could be real, too, and that's about as likely.
Jonathan Maberry
#25. They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam.
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian ...
Lamar, oh, sorry. Yo, we done both set the bar low.
Eminem
#26. To me [my marriage to Kim Kardashian] was real. I would never go through something or do something that wasn't real or I didn't believe in, so I can really only speak for myself in terms of that.
Kris Humphries
#27. How do I know that Kanye West married a Kardashian? How do I know that Robin Williams died?
Anonymous
#28. We're in a celebrity culture, and when I turn on the news today I hear about Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters and 'Dancing with the Stars,' one thing after another, Kate Gosselin's new body.
Philip Yancey
#29. Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.
Jon Hamm
#30. Kim Kardashian tweeted that she is supporting President Obama in the midterm elections. I think it worked because all of the polls are predicting that after tonight Barack Obama will still be president of the United States.
Conan O'Brien
#31. The idea that America exists in a culture of violence is bullshit. What America exists in is a culture of Kardashian.
Stephen King
#32. Kim Kardashian is a major player coming off of a reality show, and nobody can turn a blind eye to what she's accomplished, no matter how you see her.
Shemar Moore
#33. Pop culture is just a rubik's cube of shit stacked on shit. And it's always turning and you can't figure it out. Ever. Unless you're a tiny Asian boy who can do it SO quickly! Where did this metaphore go? In Kim Kardashian's butt!
Grace Helbig
#34. every time someone watches one of their (Kardashian) shows, a book commits suicide
Sonia Koso
#35. For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.
Ricky Gervais
#36. That's the problem with the world," he said. "You save it today, and tomorrow it's gone and gotten itself into trouble all over again. It's like a Kardashian.
Lou Berney
#37. I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.
Chris Lilley
#38. Kourtney [Kardashian] is so freaking cute, she can wear everything.
Kim Kardashian
#39. On Kim Kardashian: I think she's cute. And, no, she's not too old for me. Above 40 is a little too old for me.
Justin Bieber
#40. Victoria Woodhull and her sister were the 1870s equivalent of the Kardashian sisters.
Rysa Walker
#41. Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.
Jeremy Lin
#42. Kardashian Kollection for Lipsy will have some amazing standout pieces like a full-lace jumper and metallic sequin jackets.
Kourtney Kardashian
#43. Everybody wants to be known. Everybody's a Kardashian.
Mike Nichols
#44. I just kind of wanted to do something where you don't just see 'Kardashian' everywhere.
Rob Kardashian
#45. After a six-year battle, the Senate will vote next week to begin construction on the Keystone XL pipeline, which is an oil pipeline that runs from Canada to the Gulf Coast. They're hoping the pipeline will provide enough oil to cover Kim Kardashian's next photo shoot.
Jimmy Fallon
#46. I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did.
Gilbert Gottfried
#47. You ever met one of those guys who, in a totally calm and composed way, can scare the shit out of you? Like an MMA fighter, or the fat Kardashian sister who married Lamar Odom?
Tucker Max
#48. A lot of people have said I'm the anti-Kim Kardashian and I'm all right with that.
Katherine Webb
#49. The Kardashian Kollection fits me perfect. I didn't need to change one thing.
Kourtney Kardashian
#50. I wish my daughter wasn't spending time thinking of Kim Kardashian or Rihanna.
Tina Brown
#51. My name is Kendall. Kendall Jenner. I am not a Kardashian.
Kendall Jenner
#52. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner have the exact same eyes.
Tyra Banks
#53. Milk money: cash, cows, and the death of the American dairy farm / Kirk Kardashian; foreword by Senator Bernie
Kirk Kardashian
#54. I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
Chloe Grace Moretz
#55. I think that there's the Kim Kardashian brand and the Kardashian brand. I think they blend together, but I have different qualities or interests that my sisters might not be so into.
Kim Kardashian
#56. Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West.
Stewart Francis
#57. I used to be like everyone else and think the Kardashians are just famous for being famous. But I've been really impressed with how supportive Kim Kardashian has been of Caitlyn Jenner.
Anne Hathaway
#58. I thought I was investing in myself and my brand, like Kim Kardashian. When she buys these clothes, she's investing in herself, because she is a big brand and is likable. I thought I had that potential. My ego got too big. To think I could be someone like that when I was the most hated girl ever.
Heidi Montag
#59. As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
Joan Rivers
#60. It's easier to date a football player for sure. Football players have one game a week, and they practice every day, but they're all at home. In basketball, they're on the road all the time.
Khloe Kardashian
#61. I always had a love for kids' clothes, but having your own kids is a better education for what is practical. I used to buy such crazy things for the store that were so much fun but not the most practical.
Kourtney Kardashian
#62. When I was at home, I felt loved and safe. My sisters were always a safe haven for me. I knew they would always play with me and make me feel like I was one of them.
Khloe Kardashian
#63. I know my mom always likes to give the over-the-top 'wow' pieces at baby showers.
Kourtney Kardashian
#64. I don't want to compare myself to anyone else, but there's Paul Smith, who I think does a great job. I feel like once I sort everything to the best quality, I'll be able to compete with them.
Rob Kardashian
#65. The first time I was pregnant, Kanye and I were dating, and I was just being introduced to the world of fashion. I wanted to work with a bunch of different stylists, and when you work with a new stylist, everyone wants to possess your look.
Kim Kardashian
#66. I don't believe in revenge. When people are bullies it's because of a deeper-rooted issue - either their family life is tough or they're being bullied by someone bigger than they are.
Khloe Kardashian
#67. You know, I'm allowed to f - king date, I haven't seen this guy in three years. We're in the middle of a divorce. For a woman, she has to wait. For a man, who cares? That's what it's painted as.
Khloe Kardashian
#68. I think parents need to make sure they have parental controls and not have their credit card linked up to in-app purchases so their kids can just spend whenever they want to. They need to ask permission.
Kim Kardashian
#69. My job is - I make socks. That's all I do. I don't necessarily care about the show. I would rather film this - me doing what I do - than being around my family.
Rob Kardashian
#70. My balance is really bad. I just hope my clumsiness doesn't show through.
Kim Kardashian
#71. I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.
Kim Kardashian
#72. I would rather have been beaten up in the media than live a life that wasn't happy.
Kim Kardashian
#73. If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat.
Kim Kardashian West
#74. I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven't chosen to do that because I know I'm a great person. I'm pretty damn hot, if you ask me.
Khloe Kardashian
#75. The grass is greener where you water it- not always on the other side!
Kim Kardashian
#76. It's important to work out & be the best version of yourself that you can be but never feel like you have to be the skinniest girl in the room to be the prettiest.
Kim Kardashian
#77. I love hard; I love who I love, and I don't make any qualms about it.
Khloe Kardashian
#78. When I do my hair down, it just does not look good. It's just stringy, and it's like a hot mess.
Kourtney Kardashian
#79. I don't think people truly know what I have done or that I've actually had a regular job.
Rob Kardashian
#80. I even ate chips because I love the crunchy sound they make. And I didn't give much thought to what I was eating or what I was putting inside my body, except hummus, of course, which is one of my weaknesses.
Khloe Kardashian
#81. I've always wanted to get involved in the tech industry, but hadn't come across anything that really clicked for me.
Khloe Kardashian
#82. Apparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy.
Kim Kardashian
#83. It was always so important to my dad for us to understand about the Genocide and to know about our family history.
Kim Kardashian
#84. I'm not really a fan of sleep, to be honest with you. I work out at 9:30 or 10 o'clock at night, and sometimes I just keep going. I've never been a big sleeper.
Rob Kardashian
#85. The things I'm passionate about are beauty and fashion.
Kim Kardashian
#86. My weight fluctuates, like any normal girl, and I have times when I feel insecure.
Khloe Kardashian
#87. In our house, we do everything whole: whole milk and full-fat cheeses. And I use ghee and coconut oil for cooking.
Kourtney Kardashian
#88. I'm a little more shy and not comfortable dancing in front of a large crowd.
Kim Kardashian
#89. People always have something to say about how long is too long or not long enough to breastfeed. I think this is such a personal decision that it can only be made between each baby and his or her mommy.
Kourtney Kardashian
#91. Literally, my job is I make socks. That's all I do.
Rob Kardashian
#92. With this crazy lifestyle, you have to think of places where you can still have your freedom.
Khloe Kardashian
#93. I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it.
Kim Kardashian
#98. I am always trying to evolve, so I like to read parenting books and things like that.
Kourtney Kardashian
#99. I remember when the wave of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek and these beautiful Hispanic women came into light, and I looked up to them and I loved them, but I was like, 'Where are Middle Eastern women?'
Kim Kardashian
#100. I learned how to cook and do a lot of marital things.
Kim Kardashian
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