Top 100 Quotes About Kim Kardashian
#1. Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
Frank Caliendo
#2. Despite the enormous pressures in Hollywood, Kim Kardashian never set out to fit in, and it's this exact nonconformity that drives our global obsession with her.
Jeetendr Sehdev
#3. Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.
Brigid Berlin
#4. She [Kim Kardashian] was always my muse, now she's become other designers' muses.
Kanye West
#5. Cal thought: A new player. Terrific. Maybe William Shatner's in here, too. Also Mike Huckabee . . . Kim Kardashian . . . the guy who plays Opie on Sons of Anarchy and the entire cast of The Walking Dead.
Stephen King
#6. I swear Kim Kardashian's first marriage lasted longer than some of my iPhone chargers.
Lilly Singh
#7. And English society was was not exactly welcoming to these rich newcomers: Imagine Kim Kardashian marrying Prince Henry today and you get the general idea of the suspicion and disdain that the Americans encountered.
Daisy Goodwin
#8. [Kim Kardashian] is one of the hardest-working women I've been around ever.
Kris Humphries
#9. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. Even
Tina Fey
#10. I love looking at people who have achieved a lot - even Kim Kardashian, who has made a brand out of being a reality TV star; I applaud that.
Tamara Ecclestone
#11. Kim [Kardashian]'s style is very sexy - she loves anything tight that hugs her body - and she's also very trendy.
Kim Kardashian
#12. How did we go - in a relatively short amount of time - from Audrey Hepburn to Kim Kardashian? I don't know how that happened. Like did we all collectively slip and hit our heads as a society? Why are we accepting garbage as nourishment? I don't know what's going on.
Laura Benanti
#13. A dementor," I say. "What in God's holy name is that?" "A dementor? From Harry Potter?" "Well, put your hood back, for the love of Jesus. And who are you supposed to be?" "Kim Kardashian," says Leah, just completely deadpan. Garrett looks confused. "Tohru from Fruits Basket.
Becky Albertalli
#14. I think it's safe to say people are going to be interested in Kim Kardashian's love choices for the next 30 years. But they can take a minute to think about the new robotic arm that could replace the one they lost to cancer. Then they can keep thinking about Kim Kardashian.
James Woods
#15. Spotting the same car three times could have been a coincidence. Kim Kardashian's boobs could be real, too, and that's about as likely.
Jonathan Maberry
#16. To me [my marriage to Kim Kardashian] was real. I would never go through something or do something that wasn't real or I didn't believe in, so I can really only speak for myself in terms of that.
Kris Humphries
#17. Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.
Jon Hamm
#18. Kim Kardashian tweeted that she is supporting President Obama in the midterm elections. I think it worked because all of the polls are predicting that after tonight Barack Obama will still be president of the United States.
Conan O'Brien
#19. Kim Kardashian is a major player coming off of a reality show, and nobody can turn a blind eye to what she's accomplished, no matter how you see her.
Shemar Moore
#20. Pop culture is just a rubik's cube of shit stacked on shit. And it's always turning and you can't figure it out. Ever. Unless you're a tiny Asian boy who can do it SO quickly! Where did this metaphore go? In Kim Kardashian's butt!
Grace Helbig
#21. For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.
Ricky Gervais
#22. I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.
Chris Lilley
#23. On Kim Kardashian: I think she's cute. And, no, she's not too old for me. Above 40 is a little too old for me.
Justin Bieber
#24. Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.
Jeremy Lin
#25. After a six-year battle, the Senate will vote next week to begin construction on the Keystone XL pipeline, which is an oil pipeline that runs from Canada to the Gulf Coast. They're hoping the pipeline will provide enough oil to cover Kim Kardashian's next photo shoot.
Jimmy Fallon
#26. I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did.
Gilbert Gottfried
#27. A lot of people have said I'm the anti-Kim Kardashian and I'm all right with that.
Katherine Webb
#28. I wish my daughter wasn't spending time thinking of Kim Kardashian or Rihanna.
Tina Brown
#29. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner have the exact same eyes.
Tyra Banks
#30. I think that there's the Kim Kardashian brand and the Kardashian brand. I think they blend together, but I have different qualities or interests that my sisters might not be so into.
Kim Kardashian
#31. Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West.
Stewart Francis
#32. I used to be like everyone else and think the Kardashians are just famous for being famous. But I've been really impressed with how supportive Kim Kardashian has been of Caitlyn Jenner.
Anne Hathaway
#33. I thought I was investing in myself and my brand, like Kim Kardashian. When she buys these clothes, she's investing in herself, because she is a big brand and is likable. I thought I had that potential. My ego got too big. To think I could be someone like that when I was the most hated girl ever.
Heidi Montag
#34. As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
Joan Rivers
#35. The first time I was pregnant, Kanye and I were dating, and I was just being introduced to the world of fashion. I wanted to work with a bunch of different stylists, and when you work with a new stylist, everyone wants to possess your look.
Kim Kardashian
#36. I think parents need to make sure they have parental controls and not have their credit card linked up to in-app purchases so their kids can just spend whenever they want to. They need to ask permission.
Kim Kardashian
#37. My balance is really bad. I just hope my clumsiness doesn't show through.
Kim Kardashian
#38. I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.
Kim Kardashian
#39. I would rather have been beaten up in the media than live a life that wasn't happy.
Kim Kardashian
#40. If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat.
Kim Kardashian West
#41. The grass is greener where you water it- not always on the other side!
Kim Kardashian
#42. It's important to work out & be the best version of yourself that you can be but never feel like you have to be the skinniest girl in the room to be the prettiest.
Kim Kardashian
#43. Apparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy.
Kim Kardashian
#44. It was always so important to my dad for us to understand about the Genocide and to know about our family history.
Kim Kardashian
#45. The things I'm passionate about are beauty and fashion.
Kim Kardashian
#46. I'm a little more shy and not comfortable dancing in front of a large crowd.
Kim Kardashian
#48. I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it.
Kim Kardashian
#52. I remember when the wave of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek and these beautiful Hispanic women came into light, and I looked up to them and I loved them, but I was like, 'Where are Middle Eastern women?'
Kim Kardashian
#53. I learned how to cook and do a lot of marital things.
Kim Kardashian
#54. I am confident and not trying to hide my bump. I actually want to accentuate it.
Kim Kardashian
#55. I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.
Kim Kardashian
#57. I have cellulite, just like almost every other woman on the planet.
Kim Kardashian
#58. There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship, and I thought that was the most important thing.
Kim Kardashian
#59. If someone were to say, 'Well, what would you have done differently?' I'd say, 'Nothing'. I think you need to make mistakes.
Kim Kardashian
#60. I have sister issues and parent issues and all sorts of things.
Kim Kardashian
#61. I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors.
Kim Kardashian
#62. For me, skinny is just a style of jeans
not a goal.
Kim Kardashian
#63. My mother has always been the social glue holding the family together.
Kim Kardashian
#65. Usually when I buy clothes off the rack, I need to have them adjusted.
Kim Kardashian
#66. Take and chance and don't ever look back. Never have regrets, just lessons learned.
Kim Kardashian
#68. I used to enjoy the spotlight. If I had a day off from filming, I didn't know what to do. Now I enjoy my family time so much, there is this sense of, if it all went away, and I was just a mom, I would love my life.
Kim Kardashian
#70. Reggie [Bush] is the slowest person anyone will ever encounter. I don't understand how he's so fast on the field. He's like a slug!
Kim Kardashian
#73. If no tender words are spoken, no tender hearts can be broken.
Kim Kardashian
#74. I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.
Kim Kardashian
#75. If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem.
Kim Kardashian
#78. My mom told me I could have sheets, towels, and a few pillows, but I wanted leopard drapes, carpeting, and a comforter, too. I think maybe my obsession had something to do with my grandmother - she told me the best print to buy is leopard because it always stays in style.
Kim Kardashian
#79. I love meeting new people and telling them about my stories and my projects that I am working on.
Kim Kardashian
#80. It's just so hard when you have a connection with someone and they just leave and you don't know if you'll ever see them again.
Kim Kardashian
#81. I remember playing in my mom's closet with Kim as little girls - we had this game we played, I was Donna Karan, and she was my assistant, and I was really bossy.
Kourtney Kardashian
#82. When you do a cheesy leopard print, it can turn out so wrong.
Kim Kardashian
#83. I would absolutely characterize myself as ambitious.
Kim Kardashian
#84. Leggings killed velour sweat suits! I used to only wear them until leggings came along.
Kim Kardashian
#85. I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day.
Kim Kardashian
#86. I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower.
Kim Kardashian
#87. Everything family does is reflection on the other people.
Kim Kardashian
#88. It's easier to just be single and not have a relationship.
Kim Kardashian
#89. I love Ali MacGraw and her style - I'm into vintage '70s outfits at the moment.
Kim Kardashian
#90. I might have a little bit of cellulite. I might not be toned everywhere. I might struggle in this area or that. But accepting that just empowers me.
Kim Kardashian
#93. [On sister Kim's pregnancy] The new year, we've got another child coming, so that's great. Kim's never had a baby, so it's going to be a beautiful blessing.
Rob Kardashian
#94. I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs ... You know, I think I have such a close family ... I think you know my sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family.
Kim Kardashian
#95. People don't understand the pressure on me to look perfect.
Kim Kardashian
#96. A guy isn't the only thing that will make me happy. If I never find romance or love, that will be okay. It's what I want, but it doesn't define me.
Kim Kardashian
#97. The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.
Kim Kardashian
#98. I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup.
Kim Kardashian
#99. Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously who would walk to the beach like that?
Kim Kardashian
#100. Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends.
Kim Kardashian
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