Top 100 Kardashian Quotes
#1. It's easier to date a football player for sure. Football players have one game a week, and they practice every day, but they're all at home. In basketball, they're on the road all the time.
Khloe Kardashian
#2. I always had a love for kids' clothes, but having your own kids is a better education for what is practical. I used to buy such crazy things for the store that were so much fun but not the most practical.
Kourtney Kardashian
#3. When I was at home, I felt loved and safe. My sisters were always a safe haven for me. I knew they would always play with me and make me feel like I was one of them.
Khloe Kardashian
#4. I know my mom always likes to give the over-the-top 'wow' pieces at baby showers.
Kourtney Kardashian
#5. I don't want to compare myself to anyone else, but there's Paul Smith, who I think does a great job. I feel like once I sort everything to the best quality, I'll be able to compete with them.
Rob Kardashian
#6. The first time I was pregnant, Kanye and I were dating, and I was just being introduced to the world of fashion. I wanted to work with a bunch of different stylists, and when you work with a new stylist, everyone wants to possess your look.
Kim Kardashian
#7. I don't believe in revenge. When people are bullies it's because of a deeper-rooted issue - either their family life is tough or they're being bullied by someone bigger than they are.
Khloe Kardashian
#8. You know, I'm allowed to f - king date, I haven't seen this guy in three years. We're in the middle of a divorce. For a woman, she has to wait. For a man, who cares? That's what it's painted as.
Khloe Kardashian
#9. I think parents need to make sure they have parental controls and not have their credit card linked up to in-app purchases so their kids can just spend whenever they want to. They need to ask permission.
Kim Kardashian
#10. Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
Frank Caliendo
#11. My job is - I make socks. That's all I do. I don't necessarily care about the show. I would rather film this - me doing what I do - than being around my family.
Rob Kardashian
#12. My balance is really bad. I just hope my clumsiness doesn't show through.
Kim Kardashian
#13. I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.
Kim Kardashian
#14. I would rather have been beaten up in the media than live a life that wasn't happy.
Kim Kardashian
#15. If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat.
Kim Kardashian West
#16. I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven't chosen to do that because I know I'm a great person. I'm pretty damn hot, if you ask me.
Khloe Kardashian
#17. The grass is greener where you water it- not always on the other side!
Kim Kardashian
#18. It's important to work out & be the best version of yourself that you can be but never feel like you have to be the skinniest girl in the room to be the prettiest.
Kim Kardashian
#19. I love hard; I love who I love, and I don't make any qualms about it.
Khloe Kardashian
#20. When I do my hair down, it just does not look good. It's just stringy, and it's like a hot mess.
Kourtney Kardashian
#21. I don't think people truly know what I have done or that I've actually had a regular job.
Rob Kardashian
#22. I even ate chips because I love the crunchy sound they make. And I didn't give much thought to what I was eating or what I was putting inside my body, except hummus, of course, which is one of my weaknesses.
Khloe Kardashian
#23. I've always wanted to get involved in the tech industry, but hadn't come across anything that really clicked for me.
Khloe Kardashian
#24. Apparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy.
Kim Kardashian
#25. It was always so important to my dad for us to understand about the Genocide and to know about our family history.
Kim Kardashian
#26. I'm not really a fan of sleep, to be honest with you. I work out at 9:30 or 10 o'clock at night, and sometimes I just keep going. I've never been a big sleeper.
Rob Kardashian
#27. The things I'm passionate about are beauty and fashion.
Kim Kardashian
#28. My weight fluctuates, like any normal girl, and I have times when I feel insecure.
Khloe Kardashian
#29. In our house, we do everything whole: whole milk and full-fat cheeses. And I use ghee and coconut oil for cooking.
Kourtney Kardashian
#30. I'm a little more shy and not comfortable dancing in front of a large crowd.
Kim Kardashian
#32. When you say things like that to me, I call it a Kardashian. Know why? Because I'm looking for the but.
Richard Castle
#33. People always have something to say about how long is too long or not long enough to breastfeed. I think this is such a personal decision that it can only be made between each baby and his or her mommy.
Kourtney Kardashian
#35. Literally, my job is I make socks. That's all I do.
Rob Kardashian
#36. With this crazy lifestyle, you have to think of places where you can still have your freedom.
Khloe Kardashian
#37. I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it.
Kim Kardashian
#41. I am from the Kardashian group. We can take anything.
Caitlyn Jenner
#43. I am always trying to evolve, so I like to read parenting books and things like that.
Kourtney Kardashian
#44. Despite the enormous pressures in Hollywood, Kim Kardashian never set out to fit in, and it's this exact nonconformity that drives our global obsession with her.
Jeetendr Sehdev
#45. I remember when the wave of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek and these beautiful Hispanic women came into light, and I looked up to them and I loved them, but I was like, 'Where are Middle Eastern women?'
Kim Kardashian
#46. I learned how to cook and do a lot of marital things.
Kim Kardashian
#47. I am confident and not trying to hide my bump. I actually want to accentuate it.
Kim Kardashian
#48. I have moles and freckles, and they irritate me. They are an insecurity of mine, and I wish I could have clear, beautiful skin.
Khloe Kardashian
#49. The amount of things I want to tweet that I get talked out of? It's probably four times a week. I'm very hotheaded.
Khloe Kardashian
#50. President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'
David Letterman
#51. We're definitely honest with each other ... if your sisters can't tell you that you look ridiculous, who can?
Kourtney Kardashian
#52. I'm not rushing into my divorce, because I'm not looking to get married tomorrow, so I don't have a deadline. I'm not rushing it. So when it's time, and it's supposed to happen, it will.
Khloe Kardashian
#53. I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.
Kim Kardashian
#55. I started slow, and eventually I started working out 4 to 5 days a week. We all have to start somewhere, and doing something is better than nothing at all.
Khloe Kardashian
#56. I feel that if I'm going through something, I'm sure someone else is, too. I try to be as honest with myself and others as I can be.
Kourtney Kardashian
#57. I think - and even with the Live Chin Up movement - it's about women doing things for themselves. Being empowered. Doing things that make you happy. I believe in that philosophy.
Khloe Kardashian
#58. I've always loved children's clothes - my grandmother actually owned a children's boutique in La Jolla, CA, for 30 years. I grew up visiting her and working in her store, and then my mom and I had a children's boutique together for five or six years.
Kourtney Kardashian
#59. My mom fed us a lot of processed food when we were kids, like chicken fingers, grilled cheese sandwiches and quesadillas. I make those treats for my family, too, but I use organic cheeses and whole wheat bread and tortillas.
Kourtney Kardashian
#60. I have cellulite, just like almost every other woman on the planet.
Kim Kardashian
#61. First dates are so awkward and annoying. I think a casual and fun first date with friends is much more fun than a one-on-one typical first date.
Kourtney Kardashian
#62. Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.
Brigid Berlin
#63. We've always wanted to do a clothing line, and I personally love doing stuff with my sisters; I think it makes the whole process that much better.
Kourtney Kardashian
#64. Women always ask me how to get back in shape after having a baby. I always say, 'Know when's the right time for your workout and commit to doing it.'
Kourtney Kardashian
#65. My hubby is such a sneaker king ... and I am a stiletto queen! He always wants to see me in sneakers, but I believe I can do anything in heels.
Khloe Kardashian
#66. There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship, and I thought that was the most important thing.
Kim Kardashian
#67. Your life is meant for you to understand and process, not to make anyone else happy.
Khloe Kardashian
#68. I never looked at myself as the fat sister. Sometimes I would beat people to the punch and say, 'Oh I'm the fat, funny one,' because that's what people would say about me. But I never really thought that.
Khloe Kardashian
#69. I think it's corny and cheesy for a dude to holler at a girl. That's just disrespectful in my mind. I may talk to girls, but I don't hang with girls; I don't date girls. I haven't really found anybody.
Rob Kardashian
#70. I just find it funny what people will comment on, I try to not pay that much attention to it, but the crazy part is that if I'm doing a squat and I have an action photo, they're like, "Oh your form is off!" And I'm like, are you kidding? I'm still at the gym and you're not!
Khloe Kardashian
#71. I have never felt 'fat;' I just didn't realise how unhealthy I was until I look back at pictures. In the moment, I felt so beautiful, and I remember walking down red carpets with my make-up done in a little sparkly dress, and I thought I was so cute.
Khloe Kardashian
#72. I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama - then candidate Obama - going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I've seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of 'til death do we part.
Mitt Romney
#73. I do love the evolution of people in general. I think it's a beautiful thing when someone progresses and evolves in life.
Khloe Kardashian
#74. If someone were to say, 'Well, what would you have done differently?' I'd say, 'Nothing'. I think you need to make mistakes.
Kim Kardashian
#75. I have sister issues and parent issues and all sorts of things.
Kim Kardashian
#76. She [Kim Kardashian] was always my muse, now she's become other designers' muses.
Kanye West
#77. Cal thought: A new player. Terrific. Maybe William Shatner's in here, too. Also Mike Huckabee . . . Kim Kardashian . . . the guy who plays Opie on Sons of Anarchy and the entire cast of The Walking Dead.
Stephen King
#78. When I do my own makeup, I always start with Laura Mercier Tinted Moisturizer.
Kourtney Kardashian
#79. I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors.
Kim Kardashian
#80. I feel such a sense of empowerment being a mom. But I do wonder: How do they/we do it all?
Kourtney Kardashian
#81. For me, skinny is just a style of jeans
not a goal.
Kim Kardashian
#82. I don't really weigh myself, but over time - and I'm not crazy about it - but I know how I want to feel in clothes, and it does become addicting, and once you see results, you want to see more.
Khloe Kardashian
#83. You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.
Kourtney Kardashian
#84. My mother has always been the social glue holding the family together.
Kim Kardashian
#86. Usually when I buy clothes off the rack, I need to have them adjusted.
Kim Kardashian
#87. Take and chance and don't ever look back. Never have regrets, just lessons learned.
Kim Kardashian
#89. Arthur is my middle name; George is my dad's middle name.
Rob Kardashian
#90. Before Christmas, I host a party for our kids and all their friends. We love to make a mess while decorating gingerbread houses.
Kourtney Kardashian
#91. I used to enjoy the spotlight. If I had a day off from filming, I didn't know what to do. Now I enjoy my family time so much, there is this sense of, if it all went away, and I was just a mom, I would love my life.
Kim Kardashian
#92. I love things that are easy to throw on, that I don't have to think about. Like skinny jeans and a T-shirt is easy for me.
Kourtney Kardashian
#93. People hate us for showing stuff, and they hate us when we say, 'Fine, we won't show it anymore.'
Khloe Kardashian
#96. Reggie [Bush] is the slowest person anyone will ever encounter. I don't understand how he's so fast on the field. He's like a slug!
Kim Kardashian
#97. No matter how much you love someone, no matter how much of yourself you give, if that other person doesn't feel it, it's not happening.
Khloe Kardashian
#98. It is disgusting that 'Life & Style' and 'InTouch' magazines continue to print these false stories about my life: the status of my marriage, false reports about a miscarriage, the horrible lie that my dad is not my biological father, jealousy over my sisters' lives, etc.
Khloe Kardashian
#100. I swear Kim Kardashian's first marriage lasted longer than some of my iPhone chargers.
Lilly Singh
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