Kahveci Quotes

#1. The spirit is what guides my life, and I'm humbly on my knees in thanks for guidance and direction every day. But God is not something to be preached, it's something to be lived.

Ben Harper

#2. Why couldn't people's insides match their outsides? The world would be such a wonderful place if the nicer someone was, the more beautiful they became.

Jay Bell

#3. There's no job like 'SNL.' There's no other job you go to where you're like, 'Oh, this is like that live, late-night sketch variety-musical show that shoots in, whatever it is, 10,000 feet of sound stage.' There's nothing like it.

Taran Killam

#4. The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.

Ambrose Bierce

#5. The Bible has done more harm than any other book in the world.

William Floyd

#6. When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.

Stephenie Meyer

#7. Having parents who were hard working, blue collar, and staunchly independent, neither political party's positioning really impressed me.

Kurt Bills

#8. The smooth, steady movement of my actions raised a sliver of panic in the rational man who was abandoning me.

Craig Johnson

#9. When men do what is displeasing to God, they perform their own will, not God's.

Augustine Of Hippo

#10. The best talk is artless, the talk of people trying to reassure or comfort themselves, women in the sun, grouped around baby carriages, talking about their weeks in the hospital or the way meat has gone up, or men in saloons, talking to combat the loneliness everyone feels.

Joseph Mitchell

#11. If you look at the great superheroes in any universe, you will always find that they have the very best super villains opposing them. It's because they are foils; they are people that the heroes play off of.

Jim Lee

#12. Velvet Jesus faced a shadow man to my left. Laser beams fired from his eyes.

David Wong

#13. I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

Jonathan Katz

#14. And began typing.
We will not be meeting in my bedroom. Jack and I will meet you at your condo at midnight.
Two minutes later there was an answer.
Sounds Kinky. I'll break out the whips and chains. You wear that pair of black boots I like.

Brodi Ashton