Just Another Day Funny Quotes

#1. Mind telling me what's so funny?" he asked as he spooned beans onto their plates. "Nothing." Lorelai avoided looking at Kol. "Then if nothing is funny, you two can stop grinning at each other like village idiots and start eating your dinner. I imagine tomorrow will be another difficult day." And

C.J. Redwine

#2. Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.

Peter De Vries

#3. If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.

Shannon L. Alder

#4. We tried in our simple way to lead our life in a manner that may make a difference to those of others.

Nelson Mandela

#5. The real, in all this efforts, is that we climb just for climbing.

Jules Michelet

#6. Another day gone and no jokes.

Flann O'Brien

#7. Were unaware that the room was crowded with ghosts who were about to propel us into the present and force us to face the future.

Ruth Reichl

#8. Every man is to be had one way or another and every woman almost anyway.

Lord Chesterfield

#9. Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.

Gwen Stefani

#10. Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

Tracy Morgan

#11. When I'm in New York, I just want to walk down the street and feel this thing, like I'm in a movie.

Ryan Adams

#12. I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

Rowan Atkinson

#13. Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.

Scott Lynch

#14. Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.

Carla H. Krueger

#15. We need dualities or opposites to appreciate, understand
and recognize value and distinction in our lives. If we did not have bitter, we could not appreciate sweet ...

I. Alan Appt

#16. Red blood is just so hard to clean up"
"You would know" I snap remembering Shade. "Because no matter how hard you try to hid it I see it all over your hands

Victoria Aveyard

#17. I am supposed to be an utter fool and the more I read the more of a fool they think me.

Robert Graves

#18. I will live them. I will have faith and hope and love, for I am his daughter," she said.

Zane Grey

#19. It's funny about a face, how big a difference it makes. I mean, one day you look in th mirror and you think, yeah, that's me, that's my face. And then another day ... you think, that's not me, that's not my face. So am I my face? I mean is that all I am?

John Marsden

#20. [about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

Jeff Foxworthy

#21. I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Groucho Marx

#22. You're only poor if you give up. The most important thing is that you did something. Most people only talk and dream of getting rich. You've done something.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#23. I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

Robin Williams

#24. The most difficult mental process of all is to consider objectively any concept which, if accepted as fact, will toss into discard a lifetime of training and experience.

Robert Monroe

#25. I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum and popped it in my mouth. "I can't believe you just did that!" "Yeah," I snarled up my lip, "didn't quite think that one through all the way.

Ethan Day

#26. When you're anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.

Dan Groat

#27. Well, I did tell you I couldn't give you a thing. Maybe you've just realised that Alistair can give the god damn world, and the pleasure of kissing his shiny slap-head every day!

LeeAnn Whitaker

#28. I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things I don't really mean - because at the end of the day that's what we're all trying to do: fit in, one way or another, desperately trying to pretend we're all the same.

Tabitha Suzuma