Another Day Another Dollar Funny Quotes

#1. O, here's the shoe my baby wore,
but, baby, where are you?

Dudley Randall

#2. Fear would have told the Wright brothers not to fly. Fear would have told Rosa Parks to change seats. Fear would have told Steve Jobs that people hate touchscreens.

Jon Acuff

#3. I'm in love with my second cousin.

Bob Dylan

#4. Commending the victims to almighty God's mercy, I implore his strength upon all involved in rescue efforts and in caring for the survivors.

Pope John Paul II

#5. Life and death appeared to me ideal bounds, which I should first break through, and pour a torrent of light into our dark world.

Mary Shelley

#6. My body lies within the strings and myths of reality with a purpose of evolution and adapted by gravity but for my conscious's matrix is without any doubt has adapted to other's consciousness and that is how we all adapt to survival.

Ahmed Aziz Ahmed

#7. You need to know what doesn't work to know what works. It's especially true in improv and stand-up.

Mike Birbiglia

#8. Business money reattaches worldwide
Deep inside stops the diamond rocks
In a million world, billion world, quitrillion world
Rap moves on to the year three thousand

Kool Keith

#9. Sorry, lass. Ye have to seize the teachable moments, you know. Carry on.

Andrew Peterson

#10. Sometimes people need to go back to the beginning. To where everything started.

J.R. Ward