Jump Shot Funny Quotes

#1. I thank God, I have been able, by adopting Principles of strict Economy and Frugality, to keep my principal, I mean my Country-Estate, unimpaired.

George Mason

#2. Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady ... cleans up ... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so ... Monday. Right?

Bryan Lee O'Malley

#3. Because all you ever said to me," he explains, "was that you didn't want to hurt anyone. You didn't want to murder people."
"I don't."
"Except for me?

Tahereh Mafi

#4. Life doesn't have the best timing , but things that are supposed to happen will happen when they're supposed to.

Pamela Ribon

#5. One of the comments that we've heard that has really blessed us is people have been driven back to the book of Revelation to prove us wrong only to find that what we said was there.

Tim LaHaye

#6. Do you think we're getting back together?"
"Getting? No," Mace answered then continued,
"Back together? Yes

Kristen Ashley

#7. Nothing?" Favonius cried. "The one you care for most ... plunged into Tartarus, and you still will not allow the truth?"
Suddenly Jason felt like he was eavedropping.
The one you care for most.

Rick Riordan

#8. Lake, I love you. The last thing in the world I want to do is hurt you. You know that.

Colleen Hoover

#9. Not all possibilities are open to us. The world is finite; our hopes spill over its rim.

Salman Rushdie

#10. I wonder ... because that's all I can do. Silently wonder about the hopeless boy who somehow burrowed himself into the forefront of my thoughts and won't go the hell away.

Colleen Hoover

#11. We tend to treat our knowledge as personal property to be protected and defended. It is an ornament that allows us to rise in the pecking order ... we take what we know a little too seriously.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#12. Goal setting is another integral part of achieving any dream. It is what takes a supernatural vision into the material realm where we can see it being accomplished.

Phil Pringle

#13. We evaluate others with a Godlike justice, but we want them to evaluate us with a Godlike compassion.

Sydney J. Harris

#14. And she finds it difficult to believe - that a person would love her even when she isn't trying. Trying to figure out what other people need, trying to be worthy.

Margaret Atwood