Funny Jello Shot Quotes

#1. Never shrink from making a difference.

Randy Komisar

#2. Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

#3. The best things in life are yours, if you can appreciate yourself.

Dale Carnegie

#4. An ideologue - one who thinks ideologically - can't lose. He can't lose because his answer, his interpretation and his attitude have been determined in advance of the particular experience or observation. They are derived from the ideology, and not subject to the facts.

James Burnham

#5. I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'

Steven Wright

#6. Encouragement is uplifting to the spirit.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. He that has done nothing has known nothing.

Thomas Carlyle

#8. A pickle a day keeps the stalker away.

Ananymous

#9. I tell you this, my friend; all men are cowards. They dislike a fact except when it is so wrapped up in lies and sentiments that the sharp edge of it cannot hurt them. When a man tells the truth he his, depend upon it, a dangerous man.

Eric Ambler

#10. Latin America and the Caribbean are the happiest on average in the world.

Max Fisher

#11. 1 tatty old man in jeans - what was he thinking? Jeans are for young people.

Jo Walton