Joscelin Barber Quotes

#1. Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.

David Letterman

#2. There are times when it will go so wrong that you will barely be alive, and times when you realise that being barely alive, on your own terms, is better than living a bloated half-life on someone else's terms.

Jeanette Winterson

#3. I believe that your religion should be between you and whoever your belief is in.

Zayn Malik

#4. We tend to believe that God's commands are given to us merely for our own sake. But this is not true. As those created in the image of God, our very nature as image bearers explains the reasons behind God's commands.

Gerald Hiestand

#5. Skating was popular, but it wasn't mainstream. It had this underground following, and you could go on tours, win decent prize money, and make royalties from signature products - that's how I came to buy a house when I was a senior in high school.

Tony Hawk

#6. Christianity has not conquered nationalism; the opposite has been the case nationalism has made Christianity its footstool.

Arthur Keith

#7. The division between faith and reason is a half-measure, till it is frankly admitted that faith has to do with fiction, and reason with fact.

Leslie Stephen

#8. In truth, to attain to interior peace, one must be willing to pass through the contrary to peace. Such is the teaching of the Sages.

Swami Brahmananda

#9. Daughters aren't trash you can toss away, Dad. I had to deal with the mess you left.

Katherine McIntyre

#10. People in your life leave you a rhyme,
On leaving they leave a new footprint in the Sands of Time.

Adhish Mazumder

#11. In depression, buy gas balloons; they would make you feel lighter.

Vikrmn

#12. I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.

George Carlin

#13. My religion is euphoria.

Lionel Suggs