Jolly Christmas Quotes

#1. I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.

Thomm Quackenbush

#2. Mayor: How horrible our Christmas will be!
Jack Skellington: *No.*
[the Mayor switches to his upset face]
Jack Skellington: How *jolly*!
Mayor: Oh. How *jolly* our Christmas will be

Tim Burton

#3. Better make it a good one.

Nicole Williams

#4. Never deny the babies their Christmas! It is the shining seal set upon, a year of happiness. Let them believe in Santa Claus, or St. Nicholas; or Kriss Kringle, or whatever name the jolly Dutch saint bears in your religion.

Mary Virginia Terhune

#5. It's a gift. Never lend a book.

Ronald D. Moore

#6. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin

#7. I want to protect you. I want to spoil you. I want to have children with you and spoil them too. I want to grow old with you. And at the end of our lives, you will have no doubt you were loved and adored by me for every second.

Kresley Cole

#8. How about that one?"
"That fat thing?"
"Amber, it is a Christmas tree. It is supposed to be fat and jolly looking, like Santa Clause.

Sarah Holman

#9. As Samuel Johnson purportedly wrote, "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Adam M. Grant

#10. Of course, this is the season to be jolly, but it is also a good time to be thinking about those who aren't.

Helen Valentine

#11. Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.

Jack Nelson

#12. My day, normally speaking, is: I go the gym in the morning, I go and work for 10 or 12 hours, I have dinner, I go to sleep.

Chris Liddell

#13. What did you do to Zuulaman ?"
"Zuulaman ? That's a word without meaning."
"It's a place, as you very well know."
Saetan shook his head. "It doesn't exist.

Anne Bishop

#14. Thus the rigid North-South interpretation of the Civil War conceals - and is intended to conceal - the active complicity of Democrats across the country to save, protect, and even extend the peculiar institution.

Dinesh D'Souza

#15. The true way to mourn the dead is to take care of the living who belong to them.

Edmund Burke

#16. It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly.

Terry Pratchett

#17. Have a holly jolly Christmas!

Burl Ives

#18. There is a little bit of me infused in every character I play.

Laz Alonso

#19. Instead of blaming yourself for something you cannot undo, let it define you.

Shaun Hick

#20. The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than generosity. Any Santa who tried it would have gotten a bullet in his holly, jolly keister.

Thomm Quackenbush

#21. Somehow we just don't make the same boisterous fun of Holy Week that we do of Christmas. No one plans to have a holly, jolly Easter.

Frederica Mathewes-Green

#22. The worst part of Christmas is that it ends. That practically the day after, everyone carries on as if nothing else ever happens. You're expected to go back to your normal life, eat normal food, not receive presents or celebrate or be jolly and wear stupid clothing, just because the moment's passed.

Matthew Crow