Joakim Quotes

#1. They won't choose Joakim Noah as the MVP, but I think it's great that he's in the conversation and he should be. But it's just not the way it works, from my experience. It's got to go in the basket for you guys to pay attention to somebody. But he's pretty damn valuable in my opinion.

Gregg Popovich

#2. It's late, but we're both accustomed to sleepless nights.

Joakim Zander

#3. I learned a lot from my father. I'm very lucky to have a father who was a professional athlete.

Joakim Noah

#4. But one day. After ideology comes religion. Those who were our friends will become our enemies.

Joakim Zander

#5. I would go on summer vacations visiting family all over the world.

Joakim Noah

#6. It's really important to have balance, spend some time in nature, go to a few parties, enjoy my friends and really chill out.

Joakim Noah

#7. Everytime I hold you is the last time I hold you, I've known that since the very first time.

Joakim Zander

#8. John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts.

David Letterman

#9. Lie detectors don't work on someone who can't tell the difference between truth and lies.

Joakim Zander

#10. We're all spies. What do we have if not our rumors, our half-truths, our fragments taken out of context?

Joakim Zander

#11. I feel like we are at a time of great creativity if we choose to embrace it as such, if we choose to engage the will of our imaginations and imagine another way of being in the world.

Terry Tempest Williams

#12. When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
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J. Sterling

#13. The way a man penetrates the world should be the same way he penetrates his woman: not merely for personal gain or pleasure, but to magnify love, openness, and depth.

David Deida

#14. Remember that the policies are only that:
policies - not rules that must be followed. They
can, and should, be broken from time to time,
but the decision to do so should be made
intentionally and often with careful consideration
from the whole team.

Joakim Sunden

#15. Stop wishing to merit anyone's gratitude or thinking that anyone can become grateful.

Catullus

#16. Throughout my journey in basketball, I always have someone to talk to in my father. I know how hard he had to work as an athlete.

Joakim Noah

#17. Just in case God isn't dead, our astronauts carry sidearms.

Ben Lerner

#18. I go back to Africa every year. I have a home there. You know, my grandfather lives back there in Cameroon.

Joakim Noah

#19. Being from New York, everybody's a point guard. Even when you play in the park, you've got to know how to handle the ball. If you can't handle the ball, you can't really play.

Joakim Noah

#20. The Bots are taking over

Geoffrey A. Moore

#21. I'm in a state of my life when the essential is very important to me. I don't like long songs with complicated arrangements and breaks anymore.

Rokia Traore

#22. But I couldn't comprehend this making friends business. My friends had always made me.

Colin MacLaughlin

#23. You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Jeff Foxworthy

#24. She had been feeling it more and more lately. The walls were closing in around her. The emptiness, the thoughts hidden behind thick walls of work. The unfathomable futility of it all.

Joakim Zander

#25. I always give respect to and pay homage to New York, because I don't feel like I would be the player that I am today if it wasn't for New York City. It gives you a certain edge, a certain toughness just growing up in the city.

Joakim Noah

#26. Yet another video has emerged of MIT professor and Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber calling Americans 'stupid,' and bragging about how the Affordable Care Act's drafters had to deceive the public in order to pass the law.

Alexander Viets Griswold

#27. I feel like when I play, I play tough. That's the New York in me. That's the street tournaments.

Joakim Noah

#28. It took him almost a half hour to write a message of only five lines. It took yet another fifteen minutes to delete whatever might be construed as ambiguity, desperation, or references to a history that he no longer had access to. Finally, he took a deep breath and hit 'send'.

Joakim Zander

#29. The conceit of an anchorman is we never think we're going to die, I suppose.

Tom Brokaw

#30. The whole process of this record was an education for me as a musician.

Kenneth Edmonds

#31. I think I must be bleeding. I think, if I'm thinking, I must be alive. I think, my arms must be here somewhere, I can feel them under the concrete. I think, what am I holding, what am I lying on top of?

Joakim Zander

#32. All my best friends live downtown in New York City. I was made in Soho.

Joakim Noah