Jet Lagged Quotes

#1. Don't let ups and downs leave you down and out.

Harvey MacKay

#2. This rebuilding of New Orleans gives us the perfect opportunity to see if we're ready to extend the legacy of Dr. King.

Wynton Marsalis

#3. I am a little jet lagged from my trip to Malaysia ... The lengths we have to go to to get CNN coverage these days.

Barack Obama

#4. Sometimes God's ways are not our ways. He may do something that seems unclear or even contradictory. We have to trust Him even when we don't understand Him.

Benny Hinn

#5. Computers are wasteful of paper and time. Once, we'd get documents with a few errors. Now, people make hundreds of copies until each sheet is flawless and memos are duplicated endlessly. Managers get swamped with emails.

Felix Dennis

#6. The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

Steven Wright

#7. If one were to just understand the worldly life and what it is, he would attain liberation [moksha]. The worldly life is 'relative'. And "All these relatives are temporary adjustments".

Dada Bhagwan

#8. Jed
talks about the foreseeable future and
how little there is that we can foresee.

David Levithan

#9. I remember reading 'The Hobbit' on a car trip from Ohio to Mississippi and getting out at a rest-stop in Mississippi and feeling jet-lagged at my return from Middle-earth.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#10. It was something Ferdo said. We may not have it all, you and I, but we have more than is granted most men or women, he told me, and he was right.

Mary Brock Jones

#11. Home was not the place where you were born but the place you created yourself, where you did not need to explain, where you finally became what you were.

Dermot Bolger

#12. Being at home with my family always inspires me. I find it hard to be inspired when I'm on the move. I'm not creative when I'm jet-lagged and sleeping in strange hotels.

Stefon Harris

#13. Bad circumstances have a way of ruining things that would otherwise be pleasant.

Lemony Snicket

#14. I don't get jet lagged that much. I'm so used to traveling and being in different places every day that I can sleep anywhere.

Blake Mycoskie

#15. I'm a simple cook, and there's a lot I don't eat. But food is important. It translates so easily into pleasure.

Mona Simpson

#16. I've learned about ice water in the morning - when you wake up tired, or you're jet lagged and you've been flying and your skin is dry, or you have puffy eyes - the ice water really helps cool the face down and helps circulation.

Barbara Fialho

#17. I'm sure, to many people, my life is not that exciting, but to me every day is an adventure.

Angela Kinsey

#18. If you've got a bazooka, and people know you've got it, you may not have to take it out.

Henry Paulson

#19. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Dan Castellaneta