Jesus English Quotes

#1. Oh, sweet Jesus, English, I'm in love with you! Isn't that reason enough to marry me and put me out of my misery? - Rafael pg 451

Shirlee Busbee

#2. It was not uncommon for his father to toss out the phrase "Jebem ti supu od klinova Isusovih!" which translated roughly as "Fuck the soup made from the nails of Jesus's crucifixion," and not think twice about it, even if in English he was unfailingly polite.

Reif Larsen

#3. Gods do have their divisions thanks to man. Jesus Christ is the Christian God, Allah the Muslim and so on. As a convent student, I thought God was English till the Sanskrit mantras became somewhat comprehensible.

Andy Paula

#4. We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths.

John Green

#5. The gospels claim that on either side of Jesus hung men who in Greek are called lestai, a word often rendered into English as "thieves" but which actually means "bandits" and was the most common Roman designation for an insurrectionist or rebel.

Reza Aslan

#6. 30Stretch out your hand to bring healing and enable signs and wonders to be performed through the name of Jesus, your holy servant.

Common English Bible

#7. Even the smallest achievements pave a way to great success.

Mary Kay Ash

#8. Although I doubt He [Jesus] said "believeth" as He was Jewish and not a fancy-pants English fellow.

Lisa Samson

#9. Jesus is not from Georgia. Jesus does not speak English. And Jesus is not a member of the NRA.

Robert Wright

#10. I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.

Charles Barkley

#11. Strange things are always abounding. Watch and discern. There is always a lesson to be learned.

Vanessa Richardson

#12. Patience is the art of concealing your impatience.

Guy Kawasaki

#13. English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it's good enough for the children of Texas.

Miriam A. Ferguson

#14. With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor hurtling through green clouds, a human prickles.

Flann O'Brien

#15. Between 1910 and 1950 approximately 350 lives of Jesus were published in the English language alone.

John Clayton

#16. What we say would not be complete if one word did not cease to exist when it has sounded its constituent parts, so that it can be succeeded by another.

Augustine Of Hippo

#17. The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that 'if English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me'.

Christopher Hitchens

#18. Empty your knapsack of all adjectives, adverbs and clauses that slo your stride and weaken your pace. Travel light. Remember the most memorable sentences in the English language are also the shortest: "The King is dead" and "Jesus wept."

Bill Moyers

#19. You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order

Josh Stern

#20. Jesus, she called her cat "Mr. Purrsie Purrs." Colt didn't know much about cats but he knew hers wasn't a stupid one and if the damn thing understood English and recognized this affront to his dignity he'd scratch her eyes out.

Kristen Ashley

#21. I'm reminded of the lady governor of Texas who, during a controversy about bilingualism in the State House in Austin, said if English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it was plenty good enough for her.

Christopher Hitchens

#22. Jesus is teaching and wants you to learn. This means you will be stretched. Jesus does not want you stuck in a bonehead English class, which I was for several years.

Jonah Books