Jeannie Quotes

#1. The nerds are rich and successful, and those jocks are dumb divorced guys with beer bellies. By the way, in high school, I also played football and, yes, I have a beer belly. Jeannie can't divorce me. We are Catholic. Thank you, Jesus.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. Then he took me off Jeannie and he gave me Millie the Model. That was a big break for me. It wasn't doing to well and somehow when I got on it became quite successful.

Dan DeCarlo

#3. I loved the True Crime Story "Fighting the Devil" by Jeannie Walker. It is such an interesting book.

Jeannie Walker

#4. He hadn't been a husband for very long, but upon marriage men get a whole lot of extra senses bolted into their brain, and one is there to tell a man that he's suddenly neck deep in real trouble. Jeannie

Terry Pratchett

#5. The trouble with dying," she'd told Jeannie once, "is that you don't get to see how everything turns out. You won't know the ending.

Anne Tyler

#6. JR was a 1-dimensional, evil character. JR was multi-dimensional, and Larry Hagman is probably one of the greatest actors that we have. Then, you go back and look at 'I Dream of Jeannie' - I mean, he's a comic genius, as well. So, I think they should give him an honorary Emmy Award.

Charlene Tilton

#7. The first book that they gave me was Jeannie, a young teenager. I went on with her maybe ten books.

Dan DeCarlo

#8. Since Jeannie is a big believer in attachment parenting and I'm a spineless coward, we have instituted an open-door policy, meaning if one of our kids has a nightmare, they are welcome to come in our room and pee in our bed. Luckily this only happens every night.

Jim Gaffigan

#9. A six-week island getaway and a book deal any way I looked at it. I glanced over at Jeannie and she was giving me a death glare. Islands or Boss from Hell. Coconut Hell or Editorial Hell. Sand in my swimsuit crack every day for two months, or jeannie up my ass for the rest of my life.

Jessica Clare

#10. Always be willing to step out of the crowd to make a new friend. - Jeannie Fields-Dotson

Gary Chapman

#11. Growing up, I loved Morticia Addams and Lily Munster on one hand, and Jeannie from 'I Dream of Jeannie' on the other. Two completely different ends of the spectrum, kind of like me.

Sarah Shahi

#12. Jeannie is Bill Clinton, and I am Al Gore. She "feels their pain," and I'm the dork reminding them to turn off the lights. I'm always Joe Biden saying the wrong thing.

Jim Gaffigan

#13. Nathaniel suddenly felt as if he'd been plonked into an I Dream of Jeannie episode.

Amy Andrews

#14. Oh, Jeannie, I am so glad you woke me. I was having the worst nightmare. I felt like I was suffocating. I dreamed the Devil was trying to choke me to death.

Jeannie Walker

#15. Look at Loretta Lynn. Look at Jeannie C. Rily singing 'Harper Valley PTA' and Tammy Wynette singing about divorce. They were ahead of their times in a lot of ways.

Kacey Musgraves

#16. I have Asperger's Syndrome. I am an Aspergirl, I am a mom, I am a wife, and I am an individual who sees things in a unique way. I am just like you, only different because I am me.

Jeannie Davide-Rivera

#17. No more kissing beneath bridges?"
Her face heated. She turned to go only to have him catch her sleeve. It was a risk, having such long sleeves.
"Why don't we both stay back here? No one will miss us and you're the most interesting part of the banquet anyway."
"Shameless," she scolded.

Jeannie Lin

#18. It is no wonder that I had tears of relief, to find out, finally, the truth - to discover an explanation, a diagnosis that explained not one or two of my symptoms or behaviours but ALL of them. Finally, someone saw me

Jeannie Davide-Rivera

#19. When the heart is happy it forgets to grow old.

Jeannie Gunn

#20. If I wasn't sure before, I'm sure now that she poisoned him to death. I'm also fairly sure she had help killing him, and by God, I'm going to prove it, if it's the last thing I ever do.

Jeannie Walker

#21. Talking with him was like being with an old friend; making love with him was like finding her other half.

Jeannie Moon

#22. We know we're ready for something because it happens.

Jeannie Levig

#23. Thank the heavens for tea. How did people ever come together without it?

Jeannie Lin

#24. He was destined to die lying in the dust with a knife in his ribs anyway. A pointless death. He'd always known it. Ailey was the only one who had ever asked for him to be anything more.

Jeannie Lin

#25. Man is the only animal that strikes his women-folk.

Jeannie Gunn

#26. school people must not fall into the trap of thinking that early preparation for an unjust world requires early exposure to injustice

Oakes Jeannie

#27. It is a Woman's right to limit her man's options.

Jeannie Eubanks

#28. Thank God! Those prayers were answered!

Jeannie Walker

#29. I used to feel special, different and wonderful when I was very young, before the world showed me that everything I thought, said, or did was wrong. I lived in the blissfulness of youth without knowing how the world would not except me.

Jeannie Davide-Rivera

#30. I had no one. No one to talk to, at least that is how I felt. No one to hold on to, or who would hold tightly back. No one to tell me everything was going to be alright. No one to say, yes, me too, I know how you feel - No one.

Jeannie Davide-Rivera

#31. I know a lot of people were praying for us to find the arsenic.

Jeannie Walker

#32. Had a big trial. It was like an Errol Flynn movie.

Jeannie Walker

#33. The sheriff peered over his eyeglasses and said, Your son is a suspect in the murder.

Jeannie Walker

#34. It won't be a chore, it will be a garden,' Holena said.

Jeannie Mobley

#35. I felt it burn all the way down my throat and into my stomach. I felt like I was dying.

Jeannie Walker

#36. Giving thanks doesn't change our circumstances; it changes our hearts. It makes space for grace to fill the empty place, for thankfulness to have its rightful place in our hearts. Joy prevails when we give thanks.

Jeannie Cunnion

#37. This wasn't about sex. This visit was about the two of them. About being together. Finally, Caroline was having a romance.

Jeannie Moon

#38. You gotta help me get out of here! They're trying to kill me. I'm gonna die. I've got $35,000 missing. Those two women took it. They're trying to kill me. You gotta help me. Cut me loose! Cut me loose!

Jeannie Walker

#39. He didn't just love Lila, he was in love with her. And he wanted to marry her not to save her, but to save himself.

Jeannie Moon