Van Wilder Jeannie Quotes

#1. It is difficult to resist a force of nature, Maman. His seduction is like all my senses struck by bolts of lightning.

Nicole Jordan

#2. Maybe that was what happened when people grew up in a place where mountains shut them in, kept everything turned inward, buffered them from everything else. How long did it take before that landscape become internalized, was passed down from generation to generation like blood type or eye color?

Ron Rash

#3. I feel that the longest and worst punishment should be reserved for those who slandered God by inventing Hell.

Isaac

#4. Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

Simon Cowell

#5. It was a spectral Manhattan, a double-exposed landscape where the past folded back over on itself in overlapping decades.

Joe Schreiber

#6. When I first got Yves Saint Laurent Couture, I didn't know how to take off a cape. I would ask Katoucha and Dalma - the real divas of the runway - 'Can you show me?' I've never been afraid to ask for help.

Naomi Campbell

#7. I will either use people around me as a means to facilitate my journey at their expense, or I will use myself to enhance someone else's journey at my expense. The former is a journey that never begins, and the latter is a journey that never ends.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#8. Of inference, all are capable; of judgment, only a few.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#9. The world we think we see is only a view, a collective description of the world that we create through our belief systems. Accepting this fact seems to be one of the most empowering things one can do.

David Wolfe

#10. Dependence upon God makes heroes of ordinary people like you and me!

Bruce Wilkinson

#11. As a young woman, I attended Witwatersrand University in Johannesburg, South Africa, which was then not segregated. But I witnessed the weight of apartheid everywhere around me.

Teresa Heinz

#12. I really hate to be Debbie Downer right now, because everyone would love to say, "Yeah, we're finally doing something on climate!"

Josh Fox