Top 9 Jackie Gleason Golf Quotes
#1. My parents were very supportive and always encouraged us. My father was a gentle, nice man. My mother was quite a colorful character and a keen reader who encouraged me to write.
Alexander McCall Smith
#2. [Nature's] crown is Love. Only through Love can we come near her. She puts gulfs between all things, and all things strive to be interfused. She isolates everything, that she may draw everything together. With a few draughts from the cup of Love she repays for a life full of trouble.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#4. I just hope His Majesty, may minstrels compose epics at the sound of his glorious name, will do as you say and give this land to its people.
Rae Carson
#5. Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
Jackie Gleason
#6. Breastfeeding is amazing; you can actually feel your stomach shrink with every feed.
Melanie Brown
#7. Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.
Jackie Gleason
#8. Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-"
"It's Herman Melville.
Lemony Snicket
#9. The primary function of government is to protect the minority of the opulent from the majority of the poor.
James Madison
