Island Urology Quotes

#1. If you allowed yourself to hear or feel amusement, you would hear and feel pain.

Christine Feehan

#2. Not giving a fuck and not being able to give a fuck.

Allie Brosh

#3. He was frightened for his country. Slowly and tragically it was drifting in the wrong direction. Something had to be done. Tiny gestures. Barely noticeable. A little resistance, some gentle friction, to break the fall.

Timothee De Fombelle

#4. If you have a 50 percent match and you get in trouble financially, you can either withdraw money as a loan, or withdraw the 50 percent match. If you take it out, you have to pay taxes on it, but you still come out ahead.

Suze Orman

#5. I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux.

Lou Holtz

#6. If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy.

Ralph Ellison

#7. Of course, I've told Jesus to suck it, too, which earned me a certain measure of notoriety, because you have to make fun of any religion that would let you have sixteen kids and say it's God's will.

Kathy Griffin

#8. At the worst possible moment, when your fund is down because cheap things have gotten cheaper, you need to have capital, to have clients who will actually love the phone call and-most of the time, if not all the time-add, rather than subtract, capital.

Seth Klarman

#9. I still remember "the mighty Cros" visiting the ranch in his van. That van was a rolling laboratory that made Jack Casady's briefcase look like chicken feed. Forget I said that! Was my mic on?

Neil Young