Intelligent Joke Quotes

#1. Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart generation.

Toba Beta

#2. Depopulation should be the highest priority of foreign policy towards the third world, because the US economy will require large and increasing amounts of minerals from abroad, especially from less developed countries

Henry A. Kissinger

#3. People want view of beauty. Pfft. I say, do not give me lies.

Carolyn Crane

#4. Life at the greatest and best is but a froward child, that must be humored and coaxed a little till it falls asleep, and then all the care is over.

Oliver Goldsmith

#5. Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye, ear and imagination - everything which can charm and bewitch the simple and ignorant. I wonder how Luther ever broke the spell.

John Adams

#6. We need not all agree, but if we disagree, let us not be disagreeable in our disagreements.

M. R. DeHaan

#7. You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

Tracy Morgan

#8. When you're doing martial arts, you feel like you can master certain skills and be so much more in control of who you are, so that really appealed to me.

Milla Jovovich

#9. Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.

John Petit-Senn

#10. Pop was her ideal of how a man should be, brave, gentle, comic, never losing his temper, never bragging, never complaining except in a joke, tolerant, understanding, intelligent, drinking a little too much as a good man should, and, to her eyes, very handsome.

Ernest Hemingway,