If You Woke Up Today Quotes

#1. For those of you who are, "waiting for a sign" ... If you woke up today, THAT'S YOUR SIGN!

Steve Maraboli

#2. It's not like I planned it. I never woke up from some rosy dream and said, Okay, world, today I'm gonna spaz.

Shannon Celebi

#3. Remember, everyone you meet is really trying to do the best they can. No one woke up today and intentionally decided to be mean, difficult, or unreasonable - including you.

John Bruna

#4. Back then there was this wonderful thing called "twilight sleep" where women were given anesthesia at the onset of labor and woke up with a baby. Today "twilight sleep" is when you pass out on your bed while looking at paparazzi photos of Robert Pattinson eating an omelet.

Amy Poehler

#5. One day between takes on the 'Oz' set, I went into one of the cells and laid down and dozed off. When I woke up, I thought I was back in a federal pen. But I did my time, and today no one is more of a free man than Chuck Zito.

Chuck Zito

#6. Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

Bill Hicks

#7. What would you have today if you woke up with only the things you thanked God for yesterday?" He wondered

J. Courtney Sullivan

#8. I woke up today in a good mood. I was feeling like I could do this. Like life isn't that perfect and it even kind of sucks sometimes, obviously, but things could suck a lot worse.

Sandy Hall

#9. I was going to kill someone today. I just wasn't sure who when I woke up this morning. I do love mornings. So full of possibilities.

Cassandra Clare

#10. I woke up today knowing everything about everything.

Nicole Richie

#11. No," mom says, looking at me in the eyes. "What's a triumph is that you woke up this morning and decided to LIVE. THAT'S a triumph. that's what you did today.

Ned Vizzini

#12. We woke up today happy that it was Friday, but didn't know why. Every day is Friday for us. But we're still happy it's Friday. We

Matt Smith

#13. What if you woke up tomorrow with only the things you took time to thank God for today?

Ruth Logan Herne

#14. I woke today ready to think outside the box. I can't remember where I put it.

Neil Leckman

#15. Even Hitler didn't wake up going, 'Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.' I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was 'good.'

Will Smith

#16. I have no reasons to be unhappy today. Normally, when I pick my mother up from the police station I go to the gym as soon as it opens and smash the bag for a while. This morning, however, I woke up to your pretty face and I remembered that you are my girlfriend.

Skyla Madi

#17. I woke up this morning and I said to my self, 'Self, I think we need to party today'.

Nick Swisher