If It Smells Like Fish Quotes

#1. The 'absurdities' of life can either turn you into a 'philosopher' or a 'humorist'..
Both 'opposing' poles of the same scale, a matter of understanding..
Ideal, if we can slide down the scale this way and that...
Read somewhere..Philosophers get heard, Humorists get paid..

Abha Maryada Banerjee

#2. The New York Times' was enigmatic: 'Some unimaginable gravitational force is pulling our entire galaxy in the opposite direction.' End of article. If you stop and think about that, we are recreating ourselves.

Dwight Schultz

#3. Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. What have we here? a man or a fish? dead or alive? A fish: he smells like a fish; a very ancient and fishlike smell; a kind of not of the newest poor-John. A strange fish!

William Shakespeare

#5. I am too tall [to dance]. Tall people don't dance. It's just not right.

Lee Pace

#6. I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'

Jim Gaffigan

#7. Home isn't a place.
Home is anywhere, just as long as the people you love are there.

Kristen Ashley

#8. Lawrence says, "I have an old maiden aunt too, and her place smells just like this. What [i] is [/i] that smell, anyway?"
"Age and desperation?" I suggest.
"Bitterness and despair?" Vanessa says.
"Baked fish?" says Harry.
"She does like tilapia," I admit.

Claire LaZebnik

#9. Many truths about ourselves will be discovered in consciousness directly or not discovered at all.

Sam Harris

#10. Reason #7 For Not Getting a Tattoo: People will know you are running your own life, instead of listening to them!

Sailor Jerry

#11. Sometimes when someone says something so devastatingly perfect, there isn't a need for a response.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#12. Conform and be dull.

J. Frank Dobie

#13. If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Andrew Dice Clay

#14. Anytime something becomes a success in this way you always get imitators. I'm an imitator of the guys I love. I imitate people like Frank Miller, who is a huge inspiration to me.

Mark Millar

#15. Don't pull any shit because you want to show off."
"Wait a second." She looked down then back up. "Nope, I haven't grown a cock in the last few minutes. I have no need to prove whose is bigger.

Nalini Singh

#16. You haven't been smiling much. I missed it, so I decided to reward you for doing it." "Reward me?" I laughed. "God, only you would think kissing someone is a reward." "You know it is. My lips change lives, baby.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#17. Pema Chodron, an ordained Buddhist nun, writes of compassion and suggests that its truest measure lies not in our service of those on the margins, but in our willingness to see ourselves in kinship with them.

Gregory J. Boyle

#18. To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history

Clifton Fadiman

#19. I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.

Daphne Zuniga

#20. you are undone if you once forget that the fruits of the earth belong to us al, and that the earth itself belongs to nobody

Jean-Jacques Rousseau