If I Had One Wish Quotes

#1. If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait
no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

Stephen Colbert

#2. If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

Thom Yorke

#3. If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals.

Lillian Gordy Carter

#4. If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

Eminem

#5. My favorite way to wake up is to have a certain French movie star whisper to me softly at two-thirty in the afternoon that if I want to get to Sweden in time to pick up my Nobel Prize for Literature, I had better ring for breakfast. This occurs rather less often than one might wish.

Fran Lebowitz

#6. The biggest danger is thinking you don't need God,

Nick Vujicic

#7. Truth can be stated simply, but cannot be understood as such.

Raheel Farooq

#8. I was always interested in trying to find how different genres would affect the lyrics that I'd written. Salsa is where most of my songs have been recorded, the genre of salsa. It's very frenetic, fast-paced. And I felt that the lyrics sometimes were being lost.

Ruben Blades

#9. The highest praise a writer can give another is to say he wishes he had written his book. I wish I had written Forty Words for Sorrow. Giles Blunt has a tremendous talent. If you miss Forty Words for Sorrow, you'll miss one of best novels of 2001.

Tony Hillerman

#10. It has always been difficult for historians to fully grasp the intelligence of painters.

Dore Ashton

#11. We spend too much time hiding illness.

Roger Ebert

#12. I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.

Jack O'Neill

#13. If I could make you stay, I would,' he shouted. 'If I had to beat you, chain you, starve you - if I could make you stay, I would.' He turned back into the room; the wind blew his hair. He shook his finger at me, grotesquely playful. 'One day, perhaps, you will wish I had.

James Baldwin

#14. Tom Brady is a great quarterback, he's a great player, and what you've seen with him is he's gotten better every year.

Eli Manning

#15. I wish we could go to the movies."
I stared at him. "We're in a creepy dungeon. There's a chance I might die in the next few hours. You are going to die in the next few hours. And if you had one wish, it would be to catch a movie?

Rachel Hawkins

#16. I don't know, I think that if I had any regrets, that would cancel out the great people that I have in my life. All the tough stuff that I've gone through that I don't wish on no one else has brought a beautiful community to me.

Lemon Andersen

#17. If I had but one wish, it would have been to find someone like you."
"And if you were a coin, I'd throw you down a well without making a wish.

Amy A. Bartol

#18. My affections truly were not engaged. It is only my pride that is hurt, not my heart.

Anna Elliott

#19. Don't say that. I cherish every moment i've had with you. Every single one, okay? Even when we fight. Don't wish it away. Maybe we wouldn't be us if things had been different. And i want this ... the way it is between us now is worth all of the waiting and longing.

Kahlen Aymes

#20. What if I like watching television? What if I don't want to do much else other than read a book? ... What if I'm tired when I get home? What if I don't fill my days with frenetic activity?"
"But one day you might wish you had

Jojo Moyes

#21. And if you're not going to have a clear health threat, you don't want to panic people.

William Scranton

#22. I don't trust myself enough. When I write, I overwrite. Gingerbread. Too much gingerbread. Writing is probably the only hobby I have. But I wish I had another one. If I was just a little better at golf.

John Goodman

#23. I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.

Bill Watterson

#24. I'm not a fast, stream-of-consciousness lyricist at all - I know some guys who are, and if there is one skill I wish I had, it's that.

Jonny Lang

#25. If I had a single wish, I would wish sixty seconds of total depravity upon myself. For one of the greatest gifts of all is to have 'nothing' so that I can finally learn how to appreciate 'everything'.

Craig D. Lounsbrough