If A Tree Falls In The Forest Quotes

#1. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?

Chuck Palahniuk

#2. If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, I hope it lands on a philosophy professor.

Stephen Colbert

#3. If a tree falls in the forest when no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
If I scream in the silence, will anyone be around to hear it?

Lydia Kelly

#4. For instance, here is a puzzle that many minds have pondered: If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it,does it still make a sound?

Cameron Dokey

#5. If you don't share your stories with other people. do they even count? If you don't share your stories, do they even need an ending? I know, it's that stupid if a tree falls in the forest sort of question, but I mean it.

Aaron Starmer

#6. If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

Neil S. Plakcy

#7. If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, would he make a noise?

Brad Warner

#8. To be is to be perceived (Esse est percipi)." Or, "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

George Berkeley

#9. Religion means living your own life, completely fresh and new, without being taken in by anyone.

Kodo Sawaki

#10. Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#11. Living life without a GOAL is like playing football without a Goal post. There is no Purpose. Then why play the game of Life?-RVM

R.v.m.

#12. I'd probably say my biggest yo-yo was when I was finishing up my senior year of college. I lost about 100 pounds and within a year gained it all back.

Al Roker

#13. With that, I splashed some water on my face, fixed on a smile, and stepped out. I would find Jerome. I would make him explain to me what I was missing. We would laugh, then we would kiss with tongue, and all would be well.

Maureen Johnson

#14. When a tree falls it resounds with a thundering crash; and yet a whole forest grows in silence.

Jocelyn Murray

#15. There is nothing you can be doing in lacrosse on your own in the fall that would be better for you than going to football or soccer practice every day. You can go bang a ball against a wall all you want, but how do you become a better team player? By playing other team sports.

Dom Starsia

#16. What sense is there in ending another life when we're trying to keep the world from dying?

Josin L. McQuein

#17. A tree that falls alone in the forest still makes a sound. It just wishes it didn't.

Wayne Gladstone

#18. Kind of like the tree that falls in the forest when nobody's around? I mean, if nobody remembers the history, did it still happen?

Craig Johnson

#19. It was as if a band of Italian days had come from the South, like a flock of glorious passenger birds, and lighted to rest them on the cliffs of Albion.

Charlotte Bronte

#20. The whole of religion has been one uniform curse to the human race ...

Richard Carlile

#21. Lovers needn't always agree, anymore than poetry need always rhyme.

Robert Breault

#22. By improving yourself, the world is made better. Be not afraid of growing too slowly. Be afraid only of standing still.

Benjamin Franklin

#23. Experimentally, silently, I mouth I love you ... No one hears, no one sees, but the tree falls in the forest just the same.

David Mitchell

#24. A king of a kingdom no one fucking knows about! I'm the tree in the forest that silently falls
when no one is around to be crushed! [Lothaire, Enemy of Old]

Kresley Cole

#25. I admit to having worn suede and leather pants myself for a while, but you just never feel clean, and it's degenerate, anyway, to wear animal skins ... So I went back to bluejeans after my degenerate period.

Andy Warhol

#26. If a tree falls in the woods when no one is there, does it still make a noise? If a girl dies in the woods when no one is there, does anyone care? If no one knows I am here, do I even exist?

Lisa Jahn-Clough

#27. The tree does not end at it's skin but exists also in the rain that falls downwind, many miles from the forest. In the seed exists the acorn, the oak, and the shade.

Stephen Harrod Buhner

#28. The Lord is not just our problem solver; He is our everything, and we need to relate to Him that way. Now,

Joyce Meyer

#29. It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a
tree falls in the forest, who cares but the monkeys?

Richard Ford

#30. I'm pretty sure in my older years, I'll be doing old-time flavored folk-mountain music.

Dolly Parton

#31. Even if one tree falls down it wouldn't affect the entire forest.

Chen Shui-bian

#32. If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

Paul Reiser

#33. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

George Berkeley

#34. The media only writes about the sinners and the scandals, he said, but that's normal, because 'a tree that falls makes more noise than a forest that grows.

Pope Francis

#35. And yet, there was a witch. There is always a witch.

E. Lockhart

#36. a tree falls in the forest and crushes a demon, does the tree get cursed?

Rick Riordan