If A Tree Falls In A Forest Quotes

#1. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

George Berkeley

#2. If a tree falls in the woods when no one is there, does it still make a noise? If a girl dies in the woods when no one is there, does anyone care? If no one knows I am here, do I even exist?

Lisa Jahn-Clough

#3. Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#4. If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, would he make a noise?

Brad Warner

#5. Kind of like the tree that falls in the forest when nobody's around? I mean, if nobody remembers the history, did it still happen?

Craig Johnson

#6. If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

Neil S. Plakcy

#7. A tree that falls alone in the forest still makes a sound. It just wishes it didn't.

Wayne Gladstone

#8. When a tree falls it resounds with a thundering crash; and yet a whole forest grows in silence.

Jocelyn Murray

#9. If you don't share your stories with other people. do they even count? If you don't share your stories, do they even need an ending? I know, it's that stupid if a tree falls in the forest sort of question, but I mean it.

Aaron Starmer

#10. For instance, here is a puzzle that many minds have pondered: If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it,does it still make a sound?

Cameron Dokey

#11. If a tree falls in the forest when no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
If I scream in the silence, will anyone be around to hear it?

Lydia Kelly

#12. A king of a kingdom no one fucking knows about! I'm the tree in the forest that silently falls
when no one is around to be crushed! [Lothaire, Enemy of Old]

Kresley Cole

#13. The tree does not end at it's skin but exists also in the rain that falls downwind, many miles from the forest. In the seed exists the acorn, the oak, and the shade.

Stephen Harrod Buhner

#14. If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, I hope it lands on a philosophy professor.

Stephen Colbert

#15. It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a
tree falls in the forest, who cares but the monkeys?

Richard Ford

#16. Even if one tree falls down it wouldn't affect the entire forest.

Chen Shui-bian

#17. If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

Paul Reiser

#18. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?

Chuck Palahniuk

#19. The media only writes about the sinners and the scandals, he said, but that's normal, because 'a tree that falls makes more noise than a forest that grows.

Pope Francis

#20. To be is to be perceived (Esse est percipi)." Or, "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

George Berkeley

#21. a tree falls in the forest and crushes a demon, does the tree get cursed?

Rick Riordan