Idiot Abroad Quotes

#1. When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Karl Pilkington

#2. Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

Karl Pilkington

#3. Anything that works well or has long-term success is never done quickly.

Reem Acra

#4. I really don't know what happens next
one so seldom does.

E. M. Forster

#5. The information that is passed from person to person and from generation to generation is the primary factor that gives humans a competitive advantage over other animals.

Keith Henson

#6. So far has Athens left the rest of mankind behind in thought and expression that her pupils have become the teachers of the world, and she has made the name of Hellas distinctive no longer of race but of intellect, and the title of Hellene a badge of education rather than of common descent.

Isocrates

#7. I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

Karl Pilkington

#8. If you really love someone you shouldn't have to think about anything. You should want to say it. It's not difficult.

Katie Klein

#9. Trust in the Lord, and do good; so shalt thou dwell in the land, and verily thou shalt be fed.

Anonymous

#10. At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

Ambrose Bierce