I Want To Be The Perfect Girlfriend Quotes

#1. An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man's imagination.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#2. The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the person I became.

Darnell Lamont Walker

#3. The whole technological revolution and evolution gives man tremendous capabilities for good, and it also gives individuals tremendous capability to carry out what result in lethal action.

John O. Brennan

#4. One of the things that has happened is that our drug laws have been institutionalized now. If you want to say that somebody's a bad person in a movie or in a television show or something about that, you say they sell drugs or they use drugs.

Carl Hart

#5. I'm not trying to prove how Mexican I am or how American I am. I'm proud to be both.

Mark Sanchez

#6. You know that moment when you hug somebody, when your heart feels warm and high in your chest and tingly? When you feel just for a second like a baby in a womb ... that nothing matters? That's how I want you to feel. That's what a girlfriend should do, I think.

Jake Vander Ark

#7. Design is the first signal of human intention.

William McDonough

#8. Even then, when the hike was perfect, I would wonder, 'Now what?' And take a picture. Take another picture. Like a man with a photogenic girlfriend he didn't love.

Jonathan Franzen

#9. Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect.

Tarryn Fisher

#10. When a reader finishes a wonderful story and lays it aside, he should have to pause for a minute and collect himself.

Raymond Carver

#11. I have been called arrogant myself in my time, and hope to earn the title again, but to claim that I am privy to the secrets of the universe and its creator - that's beyond my conceit.

Christopher Hitchens

#12. The disease of debt has reached the top. And once it reaches the top it has no-where else to go.

Michael Portillo

#13. No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and try to make your lover happy. That's all we can ask for.

Kevin McCarty

#14. But I think I have done right to save the vision in this way, even though I may die sooner because I did it; for I know the meaning of the vision is wise and beautiful and good; and you can see that I am only a pitiful old man after all.

Black Elk

#15. I will help the good fight continue until that long awaited moment arrives, when our rights are equal and when the political limits on love have been smashed.

Anne Hathaway

#16. To give a man 5 sous because he is poor and has no bread is perfect, but to give him a blowjob because he has no girlfriend is too much of a good thing: you don't have to do that.

Michel Houellebecq

#17. The problem with inner child is that if it keeps showing too often, people label you as childish.

Shon Mehta

#18. I've become really good at turning down the boring, pretty girl roles, the trophy wife, supermodel, beautiful girlfriend roles. I mean, playing somebody who's perfect holds no allure for me, whatsoever. It's just boring.

Rebecca Romijn

#19. The difference between Sales and Marketing is that Marketing owns the message and Sales owns the relationship.

John Jantsch

#20. I am a brave and bold businesswoman with zero fucks to give for men in scrubs.

Colleen Hoover

#21. Aside from blow jobs, though, I'm through with being the perfect girlfriend, just through with it. Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.

Sheila Heti

#22. And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.

Mike Birbiglia

#23. As long as this deliberate refusal to understand things from above, even where such understanding is possible, continues, it is idle to talk of any final victory over materialism.

C.S. Lewis

#24. My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian ...

Jimmy Carr