Quotes About The Perfect Girlfriend

#1. Aside from blow jobs, though, I'm through with being the perfect girlfriend, just through with it. Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.

Sheila Heti

#2. There is no quiet place in the white man's cities. No place to hear the unfurling of leaves in spring, or the rustle of an insect's wings. But perhaps it is because I am a savage and do not understand. The clatter only seems to insult the ears.

Chief Seattle

#3. The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the person I became.

Darnell Lamont Walker

#4. One funny image can sometimes save an otherwise mediocre strip. At least that's what I tell myself so I don't feel quite as crappy when I've just wasted four hours drawing and coloring a Sunday strip.

Stephan Pastis

#5. I've walked on hot coals with Tony Robbins.

Ester Dean

#6. The first time she slit a man's throat she felt sick to her stomach. The second time? Not so much.

Julie Garwood

#7. You know that moment when you hug somebody, when your heart feels warm and high in your chest and tingly? When you feel just for a second like a baby in a womb ... that nothing matters? That's how I want you to feel. That's what a girlfriend should do, I think.

Jake Vander Ark

#8. Even then, when the hike was perfect, I would wonder, 'Now what?' And take a picture. Take another picture. Like a man with a photogenic girlfriend he didn't love.

Jonathan Franzen

#9. I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism.

William Hague

#10. Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect.

Tarryn Fisher

#11. Unconsciously, perhaps, we treasure the power we have over people by their regard for our opinion of them, and we hate those upon whom we have no such influence.

W. Somerset Maugham

#12. The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it.

Chief Joseph

#13. An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man's imagination.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#14. My generation had Doris Day as a role model, then Gloria Steinem
then Princess Diana. We are the most confused generation.

Erica Jong

#15. To give a man 5 sous because he is poor and has no bread is perfect, but to give him a blowjob because he has no girlfriend is too much of a good thing: you don't have to do that.

Michel Houellebecq

#16. I've become really good at turning down the boring, pretty girl roles, the trophy wife, supermodel, beautiful girlfriend roles. I mean, playing somebody who's perfect holds no allure for me, whatsoever. It's just boring.

Rebecca Romijn

#17. Prosperity is the ability to do what you want to do at
the instant you want to do it.

Raymond Charles Barker

#18. And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.

Mike Birbiglia

#19. When I graduated from college I didn't want to play in the AFL.

Jeff Garcia

#20. My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian ...

Jimmy Carr

#21. No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and try to make your lover happy. That's all we can ask for.

Kevin McCarty