Top 20 Sorry I'm Not A Perfect Girlfriend Quotes

#1. You have bewitched me body and soul.

Jane Austen

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#2. No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and try to make your lover happy. That's all we can ask for.

Kevin McCarty

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#3. My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian ...

Jimmy Carr

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#4. And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.

Mike Birbiglia

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#5. Aside from blow jobs, though, I'm through with being the perfect girlfriend, just through with it. Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.

Sheila Heti

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#6. I've become really good at turning down the boring, pretty girl roles, the trophy wife, supermodel, beautiful girlfriend roles. I mean, playing somebody who's perfect holds no allure for me, whatsoever. It's just boring.

Rebecca Romijn

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#7. To give a man 5 sous because he is poor and has no bread is perfect, but to give him a blowjob because he has no girlfriend is too much of a good thing: you don't have to do that.

Michel Houellebecq

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#8. An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man's imagination.

Michael Bassey Johnson

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#9. One beautiful day, a radiant day, Mr Abramovich introduced himself to me and said I should put a shopping list together

Claudio Ranieri

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#10. justice must have an improvisational character if it is not to fall back into the sort of legal structure that, in spite of its intentions, can only result in the perpetuation of injustice.

Theodore Jennings

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#11. Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect.

Tarryn Fisher

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#12. Even then, when the hike was perfect, I would wonder, 'Now what?' And take a picture. Take another picture. Like a man with a photogenic girlfriend he didn't love.

Jonathan Franzen

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#13. Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.

Jennifer Dunn

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#14. Always look to God.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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#15. The jungle speaks to me because I know how to listen.

Rudyard Kipling

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#16. You know that moment when you hug somebody, when your heart feels warm and high in your chest and tingly? When you feel just for a second like a baby in a womb ... that nothing matters? That's how I want you to feel. That's what a girlfriend should do, I think.

Jake Vander Ark

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#17. The place I belong...Maybe it did exist. I was too stupid and stubborn to notice it, but what I really wished for back then was here. Why do I always see these things after they're done and gone?

Kentaro Miura

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#18. Jeans should never be worn to someone's home if you are having dinner there.

Letitia Baldrige

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#19. The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the person I became.

Darnell Lamont Walker

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#20. The most frustrating part of working in TV and film is that you have to convince someone to let you make what you want; in comics you can do whatever you want and for 1% of the budget of TV and film.

Paul Scheer

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