I Solemnly Swear Quotes

#1. I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good.

J.K. Rowling

#2. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

J.K. Rowling

#3. I solemnly swear to tell Mrs. Casnoff that Elodie's ghost looked at me. And if I do not tell her, I swear to buy Jenna a pony. A vampire pony.

Rachel Hawkins

#4. I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

Cecily Strong

#5. I solemnly swear that I will bear true and faithful allegiance to the Queen when she pays her income tax

Dennis Skinner

#6. I could not have written this book the way I wanted to without the insight of one such friend, Brent Dempsey. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for being so generous with your time and for helping me get it right. I solemnly swear to never again use the words stakeout or perp.

Julie James

#7. Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don't care if you are merely dizzy or if you start seeing pink dragons, do you understand?
I solemnly swear I will call you the second a pink dragon shows up.

Jessica Fortunato

#8. I'm a woman who's chosen her soul-mate. I'm strong enough to love you unconditionally. I'm smart enough to know some days will be good and some days will be bad. And I'm brave enough to solemnly swear that we will be together until the end.

Pepper Winters

#9. Show a little faith there is magic in the night. You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright, and that's alright with me.

Bruce Springsteen

#10. All descriptions of reality are limited expressions of the world of emptiness. Yet we attach to the descriptions and think they are reality. That is a mistake.

Shunryu Suzuki

#11. When you swear, swear seriously and solemnly, but at the same time with a smile, for a smile is the twin sister of seriousness.

Plato

#12. Do solemnly swear to love, honor and obey my soul, my path to realization and relationship with a higher, deeper creative power, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, from now and forever more.

Alex Grey

#13. I, faggot Wenqing Kang, Ph. D. in History from UC Santa Cruz, do solemnly swear that homosexual relationships between men are more enjoyable and more harmonious than heterosexual relationships.

Bill Gaede

#14. Do you solemnly swear?" I'd asked. She

Cookie O'Gorman

#15. Museums are the anthropological screened porches of suburbia. You can be near something great, but not actually personally experience it.

S. Kelley Harrell

#16. The truth about injustice always sounds outrageous.

James H. Cone

#17. Earth and fire and water and air
We solemnly promise, we solemnly swear
Not a word, not a hint, not a sound to declare
Earth and fire and water and air!

Hilda Lewis

#18. Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear
To stack more dough more calmly this year.

Daniel Dumile

#19. Remembering that Peter denied his Lord with an oath, after most solemnly protesting that he never would, I will not swear I will make no committals; but I do think I will not.

Abraham Lincoln

#20. I, Anna Maria de Burgh Coppinger Isis solemnly swear on

Ben Aaronovitch

#21. You learn to read in kindergarten or first grade, and suddenly there's this other world that isn't your family or your school or your friends. It's something else.

Lynne Tillman

#22. When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.

Donald Glover