I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time Quotes

#1. I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.

Jessica Park

#2. It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

Kathy Griffin

#3. That you always need to look closer at people's lives. You can't just assume that just because they have beauty and wealth that they aren't touched by tragedy, heartbreak, cheating, and everything else that plagues us mere mortals. They put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.

Annie Jocoby

#4. In baseball, there is something electrifying about the big leagues. I had read so much about (Stan) Musial, (Ted) Williams and (Jackie) Robinson. I had put those guys on a pedestal. They were something special. I really thought they put their pants on different, rather than one leg at a time.

Hank Aaron

#5. Never run back to whatever broke you.

Anonymous

#6. We live in an age in which the imagination of the novelist is helpless against what he knows he is going to read in tomorrow's newspaper.

Philip Roth

#7. You don't smile when you're holding on. You smile when you're letting go.

Taylor Adams

#8. Not to burst your preconceived notions of me, but do I look like I care?

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#9. To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.

Pearl S. Buck

#10. If you keep trying to find everything, you'll wind up with nothing. AMY:

Hanya Yanagihara

#11. My boyfriend's idea of a lesson was to take me on a black diamond run in the middle of a hail storm and say, 'Go!' Ski patrol had to escort me to another lift to get me down the mountain. No, that wasn't humiliating, not at all.

Claudia Black

#12. The word [jazz] never lost its association with those New Orleans bordellos. In the 1920s I used to try to convince Fletcher Henderson that we ought to call what we were doing 'Negro music'. But it's too late for that now.

Duke Ellington

#13. Self-restraint is feeling your oats without sowing them.

Shannon Fife

#14. Neil didn't care how many hearts they broke that night. They'd beaten USC. When the Trojans lost to the Ravens next week they'd be eliminated from championships. The Foxes were going to finals, and that was the only thing that mattered. -

Nora Sakavic

#15. Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

Joel Benton