Top 21 I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women Quotes

#1. I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.

Daniel Tosh

#2. Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction. There is no doubt he is amassing them to use against our friends, against our allies, and against us.

Dick Cheney

#3. 'Didn't realize Matty was so scary,' Chris said.
'She's maybe five two and can't make it up a flight of stairs without huffing and puffing. But if I really pissed her off, she might poison my coffee.'
'Sounds like someone I'd like to meet.'

Kim Fielding

#4. Faithfulness to the past can be a kind of death above ground. Writing of the past is a resurrection; the past then lives in your words and you are free.

Jessamyn West

#5. I like my coffee black, my whiskey straight and my women intelligent and challenging.

Raymond Bolton

#6. I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong ... with a spoon in them.

Eddie Izzard

#7. Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day.

Caitlyn Jenner

#8. I like my coffee like I like my women - Black and Strong.

Paul Howell

#9. Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight

Louise Rennison

#10. Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster

Sun Tzu

#11. I love watching movies with happy endings or anything with Steve Martin or stuff like that.

Bonnie Tyler

#12. To relax, I do yoga and meditate and do little math problems, and it's fun to check that part of your brain off and turn on a different part.

David Alpay

#13. I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Eddie Izzard

#14. If he goes down, he is to get up, and continue to fight, until I finish the process.

Wladimir Klitschko

#15. I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line.

Dana Gould

#16. A hallmark of domestic violence is a man feeling threatened by a woman's friends and attempting to control or limit a woman's social contacts, or to isolate her socially.

John M. Gottman

#17. If I kiss you I'm not going to stop

Tarryn Fisher

#18. Money talks, I record.

Toba Beta

#19. Each time I think I've reached a limit ... there is a door ... it opens ... and the limit is gone.

Herbert Nitsch

#20. Most science fiction, quite frankly, is silly nonsense.

Alfred Bester

#21. The desire for constant action irrespective of underlying conditions is responsible for many losses on Wall Street even among the professionals, who feel that they must take home some money every day, as though they were working for regular wages.

Jesse Lauriston Livermore

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