I Hate Dating Quotes

#1. I'm single, and I hate dating.

Keshia Knight Pulliam

#2. A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#3. I hate to say it, but all that stuff they try to tell you about women being empowered and how it's fine for a woman to ask a man out, well, it's crap.'
I look down at my watch. 'Seven fifty-three p.m.'
'What does that mean?'
'Official time of death of feminism,' I reply, and mom laughs.

Robin Epstein

#4. I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

John Mayer

#5. Falling in love is better than standing in hate.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#6. If you have nothing in common with the person you are dating and his parents hate you and your friends hate him, this is not romantic; it's a bad idea.

Amy E. Spiegel

#7. Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day.

Bill Vaughan

#8. You know a relationship has deteriorated past the point of salvage when one person detests another's gestures.

Josephine Humphreys

#9. -Do you want me to leave?
-Yes
-Do you want me to stay?
-Yes
-Do you love me?
-Yes
-Do you want me?
-No
-Then leave me
-I can't
-Then stay with me
-I can't, I can't, I can't
*Equation of a fucked up relationship

Malak El Halabi

#10. Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn't hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#11. If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

Adam Sandler

#12. Young man, the fact that she did not accept your proposal for a relationship does not define why you should hate her. She may not become your BRIDE, but she can be the BRIDGE you have to cross to the other side with your dreams!

Israelmore Ayivor

#13. His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.

Gena Showalter

#14. If you'd rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won't hate you for more than a day. Maybe two.

Gena Showalter

#15. I hate how it's so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person.

Daria Snadowsky