I Don't Like Mondays Quotes

#1. It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years,

Russell Brand

#2. I've had days when I go in my bedroom for 24 hours at a time. I call them my Cilla Black days, and they're literally black days. It's like the old Boomtown Rats song 'I Don't Like Mondays.' You just want to shut the whole day down.

Cilla Black

#3. Tell me why ... I don't like Mondays ...

Bob Geldof

#4. It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.

Nathan Fillion

#5. It is curious that this man who, even in my childhood, made such an impression upon me, who had such a crucial influence on the whole bent of my mind, and who perhaps has even cast his shadow over the whole of my future, still remains, even now, a complete enigma to me in many respects.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#6. Everybody turns to look at him. It is quite frightening.

Ali Smith

#7. After 'Adam and Paul,' I had offers from American agents, but I think I would have been swallowed up.

Lenny Abrahamson

#8. I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

Hack Wilson

#9. I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

Dov Davidoff

#10. The winters in Denver are brutal; it snows from the end of October to April.

Adrian McKinty

#11. People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, it's 'don't talk about it.'

Jane Asher

#12. But - I cut myself off. The truth is I don't give a fuck what happens

J. Kenner

#13. Even angels are animals.

Colson Whitehead

#14. There are all these things my mother is good for that my father isn't, and all these things my father is good for that my mother isn't, and if only they could work out their differences, or keep the dim of discord to a minimum, I could have two whole parents.

Elizabeth Wurtzel

#15. Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

Nora Ephron

#16. The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind that no one has had an actually scary dad since 1966. The visceral fear remains.

P. J. O'Rourke

#17. I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.

Bill Burr

#18. Yes, people do come across the street to say hi, but as they approach and get near, my perception of space begins to dissolve, and a new interest takes over that is primarily emotional, and with it comes a desire to touch, which may be a human interest, but not the interest of my work.

Diego Giacometti

#19. Let us take pleasure in what we have received and make no comparison; no man will ever be happy if tortured by the greater happiness of another.

Seneca.