I Don't Like Monday Quotes

#1. My God ... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs?

Wade Boggs

#2. You don't need a scale to tell you whether you're allowed to like yourself today. You are. You belong here. No matter what you weigh, you deserve joy and happiness.

Geneen Roth

#3. I live in Brooklyn. By choice,

Truman Capote

#4. I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.

Bill Burr

#5. Number is the Word but is not utterance it is wave and light, though no one sees it it is rhythm and music, though no one hears it. Its variations are limitless and yet it is immutable. Each form of life is a particular reverberation of Number.

Maurice Druon

#6. Tell me why ... I don't like Mondays ...

Bob Geldof

#7. PAIN was no longer a cause of suffering, but a source of pleasure, Because they were redeeming humanity from its sins. Pain becomes joy, the meaning of life, pleasure..

Paulo Coelho

#8. The number-one killer in this country is heart disease. And the majority of people suffer their first major heart attack on Monday morning between eight and nine. That is the time, of course, when most people are getting ready to go to jobs that they don't like, jobs that are making them sick.

Les Brown

#9. This is the darkest hour before dawn and we should never underestimate monetary authorities' ability to deal with the adversity.

Gideon Gono

#10. Isn't it interesting how much we dislike the days that allow us to enjoy our weekends? The days that pay. If you don't like Monday's, you're not living your authentic life! You're in the wrong job! What do you really want to do with your life ... ?

James A. Murphy

#11. By and large I think art is made by people who have discipline married to talent in sufficiently large amounts to work even if they don't feel like it. Anybody can get maudlin and decide to write poetry at 11 at night; the question is, can you do it at 8:30 on a Monday morning..?

Clive Barker

#12. Failure at some point in your life is inevitable, but giving up is unforgivable.

Joe Biden

#13. He alone is a man who keeps his word:
Not that he has one thing in the heart, and another on the tongue.

Guru Gobind Singh

#14. I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

Dov Davidoff

#15. I'm not into 'Let's go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday' - that's just not me. I'm a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don't.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

#16. I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

John Waters

#17. How does the light of a star set out and plunge into black eternity in its immortal course? The star dies, but the light never dies; such also is the cry of freedom.

Nikos Kazantzakis

#18. When men say things used to be better, they invariably mean they were better for them, because they were young, and had all their hopes intact.

Joe Abercrombie

#19. There's a very particular way that the military speaks. There's a lot of profanity and a lot of acronyms.

Phil Klay

#20. Percy, lesser beings do many horrible things in the name of the gods. That does not mean we gods approve. The way our sons and daughters act in our names ... well, it usually says more about THEM than it does about us.

Rick Riordan

#21. I resolved from the beginning of my quest that I would not be misled by sentiment and desire into beliefs for which there was no good evidence.

Bertrand Russell

#22. It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years,

Russell Brand

#23. Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Dave Barry