I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes

#1. Lucille, please make them go away!" she moaned, her voice muffled.
"Do you think I am a divine being sent from the celestial realm to guard you from the harsh punishment of rousing from your slumber?"
"Is that a yes?"
"I am surrounded by idiots.

Erica Sehyun Song

#2. I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.

Dora J. Arod

#3. But after all, to kind of like people, doc, puts you in a pretty privileged class for a start
so few citizens can afford to really kinda like people.

Doris Lessing

#4. In the crowded and difficult conditions of a steep hillside, houses have had to struggle to establish their territory and to survive.

Stephen Gardiner

#5. Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Mike Myers

#6. A quality education has the power to transform societies in a single generation, provide children with the protection they need from the hazards of poverty, labor exploitation and disease, and given them the knowledge, skills, and confidence to reach their full potential.

Audrey Hepburn

#7. I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life.

Chelsea Ballinger

#8. When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road.

April Margeson

#9. To articulate the past historically does not mean to recognize it "the way it really was" ... It means to seize hold of a memory as it flashes up at a moment of danger.

Walter Benjamin

#10. I wish I could have your bright outlook on life, but unfortunately I cannot help looking around at the world and noticing that we are surrounded by idiots.

Cassandra Clare

#11. With my love, I am touching your heart, even though we are a thousand miles apart.

Debasish Mridha

#12. Life favours those who constantly change.

Sunday Adelaja

#13. If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

Ricky Gervais

#14. Now I'll give you some advice, since you been asking for it. Happiness is like them plants you been yapping about. Sometimes it's growing right in your own backyard and you don't even know it.

Cathie Pelletier

#15. Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room service? I wanted scrambled eggs on toast, but they delivered a family-sized bag of idiots!

Stuart MacBride

#16. I have next to no interest in makeup as a thing in and of itself, and nothing stresses me out like Sephora's salespeople.

Andrea Seigel

#17. You can make laws against weapons but they will be observed only by those who don't intend to use them anyway. The lawless can always smuggle or steal or even make a gun. By refusing to wear a gun you allow the criminal to operate with impunity.

Louis L'Amour

#18. Never forget to be yourself, and never forget the purpose of your life.

Debasish Mridha

#19. He had to grow his own NCOs.

Tom Clancy

#20. Billionaires rather not have friends than being surrounded by idiots.

Robin Sacredfire

#21. It was easier to be a leader when you weren't surrounded by total idiots.

Robert J. Crane

#22. Women are very different to men, and that hasn't been respected. So when people say there's never been a good woman painter or poet or engineer or whatever, they don't understand that our skills are many simultaneously and men's skills are single.

Joanna Lumley