I Am Never Drinking Again Quotes

#1. I accept that keeping in shape doesn't come naturally, so I work hard. I hit the gym every day: Pilates, yoga, weights. I used to love wine but I've stopped drinking. I quit smoking and I'll never start again.

Linda Evangelista

#2. Champagne and Benzedrine! Never again.

Ian Fleming

#3. One can advise comfortably from a safe port.

Soren Kierkegaard

#4. David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

Chelsea Handler

#5. I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.

Libba Bray

#6. Then wilt thou not be loath To leave this Paradise, but shalt possess A Paradise within thee, happier far.

John Milton

#7. Men will have to resign themselves to the fact that the old-time saloon, for men only, will never again exist. Once a woman has felt a brass rail under her instep, there can be no more needlepoint footstools for her.

Alice-Leone Moats

#8. Being part of a secret is a great source of strength.

Eoin Colfer

#9. Creu Gwir fel gwydr o ffwrnais awen Creating truth like glass from the furnace of inspiration

Gwyneth Lewis

#10. Sunny, I can't believe you and Cole got married before me and Travis."

"Travis married us in the Motel 6 parking lot last night, remember? You were my maid of honor and everything."

"Goddamn, I'm never drinking PBR again," she says and makes a fake retching sound.

Mercy Brown

#11. Every time you think about the ex, every time the loneliness rears up in you like a seething, burning continent, you tie on your shoes and hit the paths and that helps; it really does.

Junot Diaz

#12. I could just hear my mom now, You know those old candy cigarettes are bad for you. Next thing you know, you'll be drinking alcohol, and they'll find you dead in a ditch somewhere. I'll never be able to show my face in this town again.

K. Martin Beckner

#13. A friend once told me that when you've been in AA, drinking is never fun again. And that's how I feel about having seen a nutritionist - I will never again approach food in an unbridled, guilt-free way.

Lena Dunham

#14. I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the car and one leg was in the car. He looked at me and told me that I was a drunk and that he was ashamed to call me his son. That night, I stopped drinking and I never drank again; I was twenty four.

Randy Bachman

#15. The hand upon his shoulder weighed like a hand of lead. It was intolerable. It seemed to crush him.

Oscar Wilde

#16. Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Doug Stanhope

#17. Life could be limitless joy, if we would only take it for what it is, in the way it is given to us.

Leo Tolstoy

#18. Her head felt like miniature construction workers had taken up residence. Along with jackhammers and pneumatic drills, they were now whistling at passing women and yelling "Hey, baby!" She made the pledge of hung-over idiots everywhere: I'm never drinking again.

Kate Meader