I Am Crabby Quotes

#1. I'm very comfortable with being productive. I like doing things, and I like creating things.

Jennifer Lopez

#2. Show me a dog who still cannot perform a task after it has been trained over and over again, and I'll tell you who the slow learner is.

Barry McDonald

#3. Tell Crabby Abby he's going to sit on the naughty chair if he sinks one more island, Astrid said, catching her ball.

Jennifer Donnelly

#4. To the vulgar eye, few things are wonderful that are not distant

Thomas Carlyle

#5. Don't mind her," Kip said to Nicki. "She's just crabby from the long ride." "Yeah, I've been riding with...I mean on...a horse's ass all day," Abbey quipped.

Shawn Keenan

#6. I didn't want to get involved in an argument, so I lied, saying that I wasn't being crabby at all, I was just looking for a goddamn place to set the cake down in our disgusting pit of a refrigerator.

David Finch

#7. If you spent all your time being protected, you never got to find out anything new.

Sage Blackwood

#8. As more information becomes available, and the magnitude of the storm's impact becomes even more apparent, it becomes clear that this recovery will be lengthy.

Jo Bonner

#9. If anything, I feel a bit of pressure to write about less disenfranchised people, because I'd probably sell more books that way and would've already had some hot property that I could've sold to Hollywood.

Adrian Tomine

#10. I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.

Yahtzee Croshaw

#11. The moment I wake up, I have to eat. If I don't eat, I feel like my blood pressure is dropping. I get crabby if I have gone more than half an hour without eating.

Esha Gupta

#12. Harmony can be achieved within through meditation, which increases overall well-being and function.

Jay Woodman

#13. As you get older, you have to fix your insides, because your face naturally gets a little crabby-looking, so if you're thinking mean thoughts, you look doubly mean when you get older. You can't hide it.

Lea Thompson

#14. Don't let either hate or evil conquer you.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#15. Western media present events in Russia in a thoroughly negative light. Yes, we have problems, and these need to be covered. But the fact remains that there is a propaganda campaign being waged against Russia. And this is disturbing.

Gennady Timchenko

#16. How about some hot chocolate, Mrs. C?" Beck asked. "Warm those crabby old bones of yours." "Let's hope you're hung, young man, because you're certainly not charming.

Kate Meader

#17. If your day is full of little mean, dark thoughts, is it any wonder you feel crabby? Maybe it's because you let your mind run wild like a dog putting its nose into garbage everywhere.

Barbara De Angelis

#18. Since I've learned to be silent, everything has come so much closer to me.

Rainer Maria Rilke

#19. The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

Charles M. Schulz

#20. The function of the novelist ... is to comment upon life as he sees it.

Frank Norris

#21. Growing up had made her crabby, which happens to the best of us.

Sue Grafton

#22. Him.You are good, O God, and You are faithful. Tenderize and soften our Lenten hearts, we pray, lest they grow brittle and break.

Jan Karon

#23. Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

Sherry Argov

#24. It means 'female dog,'" I'd explained to my sisters, "but it also means 'a woman who's crabby and won't let you be yourself.

David Sedaris

#25. I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

Caroline Rhea

#26. Once you decide that it is the art that is important and not how popular and well received you are, you no longer have an albatross.

Stephen Stills

#27. These were such friendly people, they didn't notice how crabby we were, and before you knew it everyone was as happy as they were.

Nora Raleigh Baskin

#28. Why do people complain when your crabby but the moment there crabby you tell them to stop moaning they moan so fuckin unreal

Emma Mckenzie

#29. Books are like my one and only joy.

John Lydon

#30. I'm one of the old crabby types and younger people are perfectly happy with everything that goes on.

Cosimo Matassa