Hungover Quotes

#1. She meant I was hungover. I had been slaughtered, legless, trolleyed, slashed, shredded, plastered, polluted, pissed. I thought, I do love my country's relationship with alcohol. How would I ever exist in the United States? I suppose I would have grief counselling instead. (77)

Peter Carey

#2. Maybe Dracula wasn't a vampire, just a raging alcoholic who was constantly hungover.

Krystal Sutherland

#3. You okay?' Nate asked warily.
My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. 'I look like the Bride of Frankenstein with a massive hangover.'
'I'd be hungover too if I'd just had to fuck Frankenstein.

Samantha Young

#4. I find my vocabulary is quite a lot better when I'm hungover. I feel like I unlock a key of words that I don't usually use in day-to-day life.

Ella Eyre

#5. Getting drunk or high every night. Being hungover every morning. You run out of options at a certain point. You come to understand why everybody else is living the boring life. And it doesn't look so boring anymore.

Paul Russell

#6. He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner surface of his skull pulsing like a single, giant nerve being chewed by some ruminant animal.

Alex Shakar

#7. He glanced around the reading room and closed his eyes, trying to keep hold of the past for a minute longer, a fattening and hungover middle-aged historian in a black corduroy suit.

Robert Harris

#8. Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)."

Kingsley Amis

#9. I feel hungover even though we didn't drink, and lonely even though I'm used to being on my own

Gayle Forman

#10. For the last few hours I could feel myself growing less drunk and more hungover by slow degrees. I'd never been awake through the entire process before, and it was not pleasant.

Patrick Rothfuss

#11. Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Ryan North

#12. The women had one of their get-togethers last night. From what I heard, it was lots of margaritas and ice cream and calling you a bastard. They're all hungover this morning, so

Susan Mallery

#13. Generally speaking, I resolve to change my life on average maybe thirty to forty times a week, usually at about two a.m, drunk, ore early the next morning, hungover.

David Nicholls

#14. For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while it was great.

Moby

#15. Strange, but I actually wished I was hungover. Because when you're so busy thinking about how awful you feel you forget for a moment how awful you are. Because pain can be its own relief. Because throwing up is a super-effective way to stay a size 0.

Elizabeth Little

#16. There were days when no kid came out of his house without looking around. The week after Halloween had a quality both hungover and ominous, the light pitched, the sky smashed against the rooftops.

Jonathan Lethem

#17. What? I said defensively, clutching the mink and my dignity. Since I was barefoot, mostly naked and completely hungover, I was pretty sure I grasped only one of them.

Karen Chance

#18. I am. You sound hungover."
"It's Canada Day."
"So?"
"So, I'm in Canada."
"Why?"
"Because it's Canada Day! Come on, Garrett!"
Zane snorted.

Abigail Roux

#19. My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until midnight I was drunk out of my mind. So she says there was this period of about three hours when she could talk to me like a rational human being ...

Stephen King

#20. If you can be heard then you exist, mutters hungover Bank, massaging her temples.

Fredrik Backman

#21. That the hungover eye had a weird ability to find the ugliest things in any given landscape.

Stephen King

#22. One time he was so hungover he had to consult a cottage cheese carton to determine the approximate date.

George Carlin

#23. Ignorance has no beginning, but it has an end. There is a beginning but no end to knowledge.

B.K.S. Iyengar

#24. What the society thinks is of no interest to me. All that's important is how I see myself. I know who who I am. I know the value of my work.

Robin S. Sharma

#25. When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off.

Crystal Woods

#26. Oftentimes it's easier for lunatics to attract impassioned followers than it is for sensible people to get people to listen to reason. People are often more willing to believe lies than the truth. Lies can be made to sound pleasant. The truth, by its very nature, isn't always so attractive.

Terry Goodkind

#27. I'll be the first to admit that I have no experience with relationships. But it just seems logical ... a man and woman have to be somewhat equal ... as in, one of them can't always be swooping in and saving the other one. They have to save each other equally.

Stephanie Meyer

#28. Nothing keeps. There is one law in the universe: NOW.

Alfred Sutro

#29. Safety lies in silence. It is easier to rectify what you miss by silence, than to secure what you lose by speaking.

Ali Ibn Abi Talib

#30. I live in one of the coastal cities in Southern California, and every so often I like to take a walk down the boardwalk in Venice during the weekends when it is abuzz with lively activity.

Al Seckel

#31. I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?

Sarah Jessica Parker

#32. I trust the flow of life.

Marketa Irglova

#33. It's like King Arthur, but Lancelot is a butcher and Guinevere is knocked up.

Gordon Andrews

#34. God, you put up a lot of layers of asshole to keep people out.

Alessandra Torre