Top 33 Humourosly Inspirational Quotes
#1. Growing old happens but growing up needn't happen
Margo Vader
#2. You have to believe in yourself even when others don't, or you won't achieve anything.
Billy Idol
#3. Subsistence, I am happy to report, is not much of a problem for me these days either. I could probably subsist for a decade or more on the food energy I have thriftily wrapped around various parts of my body.
Jeffrey Steingarten
#4. Finding an Agent is not a problem.
Finding a publisher is not a problem.
Finding readers now that's a problem.
Roy A. Higgins
#5. Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.
Simone Elkeles
#6. The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
Fakeer Ishavardas
#7. Writing is not just a process of creation. It is also a process of self-discovery
Cristina Istrati
#8. Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.
R.D. Ronald
#9. Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of valiant dust?
William Shakespeare
#10. [...] the thought of entering that stale, tomb-like house again caused my skin to break out into braille.
Ronald Malfi
#11. Broadway! Broad-way! I don't aspire to the middle. I aspire to the tip-tip-top of it all.
Billy Porter
#13. Miracle centered gospel has reduced humans to the level of animals.
Sunday Adelaja
#14. You're actually each other's wingman. You never leave your partner vulnerable. - Graham Warner, husband of fun-loving seven-time cancer survivor Dionne Warner
Deana J. Driver
#16. I'm not mad. I've just read different books.
Ken Campbell
#17. Jewel-Like the immortaldoes not boast of its length of yearsbut of the scintillating point of the moment.
Rabindranath Tagore
#19. Silliness is the perfect spice on any personality.
Jury Nel
#20. Sister Georgina had studied at Cambridge or, as she put it, 'Not-the-one-in-Massachusetts-Cambridge-Universitythe-real-one-you-know-in-England.
Terry Pratchett
#21. I was growing on him,I could tell.I was a lot like mold that way.
Darynda Jones
#22. Lying solves nothing, Grace. Only creates problems.
Ambrosea Brown
#24. Publicans and harlots do sooner come to heaven than Pharisees, because they are sooner convinced of their sin and misery.
Richard Baxter
#25. Commitment in relationship, has today resurrected into an experienced Goliath, in a land where David is already dead and buried. Show me anyone who may be willing to face the new experienced Goliath?
Francis Otieno
#26. Society is indeed a contract ... it becomes a participant not only between those who are living, those who are dead, and those who are to be born.
Edmund Burke
#27. and three more for special "assignments." Nathanial provided long stiletto knives for the special training. The narrow knives were all black with thin blades that went straight to a point and sharp edges on both sides. They were design for one purpose, killing.
D.M. Stoddard
#28. In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.
Jane Austen
#29. I'm not saying we have power over everything in our lives - if that were true, my hair would look so, so different - but I am saying that there's no circumstance in which we are completely powerless.
Martha Beck
#30. 'Firecracker' was such a fun song to write and to perform.
Josh Turner
#31. I love doing it. Every building is like a person. Single and unrepeatable.
Ayn Rand
#32. I realized there was very little in Hollywood I would ever feel comfortable doing. If I kept one foot there and one foot in my Christianity, I would never grow.
Willie Aames
#33. But I think it is always difficult to have high expectations of yourself or anyone else.
Uma Thurman
