Humorous Strategic Planning Quotes

#1. It is alarming ... to see Mr Gandhi, a seditious Middle Temple lawyer, now posing as a fakir of a type well-known in the East, striding half-naked up the steps of the Vice-regal Palace while he is still organising and conducting a campaign of civil disobedience.

Winston Churchill

#2. No one I've loved has ever not had an agenda.

Gillian Flynn

#3. What qualifies me to tell people how to act or what to think? I'm Charley Pride, country singer. Period.

Charley Pride

#4. Debt is normal. Be weird.

Dave Ramsey

#5. But no one told me that when you're in the military, they own you.

Nelsan Ellis

#6. Do any of the private companies send reps or IT guys here?

John Scalzi

#7. First he was confused by my entire existence, and then pleased.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#8. An apostolic missionary must have both heart and tongue ablaze with charity.

Anthony Mary Claret

#9. I always worried I'd forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.

Lawrence Welk

#10. I don't support getting rid of Social Security.

Ken Buck

#11. The Life of Johnson is assuredly a great, a very great work. Homer is not more decidedly the first of heroic poets, Shakspeare is not more decidedly the first of dramatists, Demosthenes is not more decidedly the first of orators, than Boswell is the first of biographers. He has no second. ==========

Anonymous

#12. We determine whether a book is for boys or girls long before the reader gets a chance to decide: we package them with soldiers and ballet slippers on their covers, war machines and glittering gowns.

Marie Lu

#13. Nevertheless, it is the free grace of the resurrected One that now also goes after the individual, overcomes the doubter, and creates in him the Easter faith.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#14. I guess my goal is to design my own walker. The walkers with the big tennis balls, no one wants to use those. I would rather crawl down the street in New York City than use those.

Abbey Curran

#15. Come, come, come. Without a monster or two it's not a quest, merely a gaggle of friends wandering about.

A.A. Milne