Humor Vegetarians Quotes

#1. The way to stay inspired and motivated is by doing what you like, doing what you love.

Raphael Saadiq

#2. The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Jasper Fforde

#3. You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.

Oscar Wilde

#4. Reading asks that you bring your whole life experience and your ability to decode the written word and your creative imagination to the page and be a co-author with the writer, because the story is just squiggles on the page unless you have a reader.

Katherine Paterson

#5. It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.

Harry S. Truman

#6. I think our civilization is minimal enough without underlining it. Sculpture as a created object in space should enrich, not reflect, and should be beautiful. Beauty is its function.

Barbara Chase-Riboud

#7. Who hadn't at some point in his life wanted to climb to the top of a sailing ship in full flight?

Lev Grossman

#8. Read absolutely everything you get your hands on because you'll never know where you'll get an idea from ...

Malcolm X

#9. To want to be an actor is enough - you don't need to tell us about it. The interesting person who comes with some life experience is always the person who is going to be chosen by me.

Kenny Ortega

#10. Every man has a map in his heart of his own country and that the heart will never allow you to forget this map. (p. 18)

Alexander McCall Smith

#11. Do something youre not ready to do. In the worst case, youll learn your limitations.

Marissa Mayer

#12. Bad debt is sacrificing your future day needs for your present day desires.

Suze Orman

#13. Setting her jaw, Ceony stepped away from the heart. She would allow no spell of Lira's to miss her and strike it. She would keep Emery's heart safe, especially from the woman who had treated it so very poorly.

Charlie N. Holmberg

#14. Love and compassion are the mother and father of a smile. We need to create more smiles in our world today. Smiles, after all, pave the way to a happy world.

Steve Maraboli

#15. An endless road, an immortal man and an infinite journey! This is all we want!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#16. I dinna think tis romantic when a man says he's willin' t' give his life fer the woman he loves. Give me instead a man who'd fight to keep us both alive and kickin'! There's naught rommantic about a dead man, beau or no.

Karen Hawkins

#17. Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Finley Peter Dunne