Humor Socialism Quotes

#1. If I have gained anything over these months, it is the knowledge there is no starting over- only living with the mistakes you've made.

Jodi Picoult

#2. To be Jewish is to be specifically identified with a history. And if you're not aware of that when you're a child, the whole tradition is lost.

Joyce Carol Oates

#3. Square school pizza disproves socialism more than any political argument ever did.

Richard Raley

#4. A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

George Bernard Shaw

#5. Happy is the man who loves the woods and waters,
Brother to the grass and well beloved of Pan;
The earth shall be his, and all her laughing daughters.
Happy the man.

Richard Le Gallienne

#6. You can only be stupid when you're young.

Peter Gallagher

#7. GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

Ambrose Bierce

#8. I have been studying the principles of socialism deeply of late, and I came to the conclusion that I must join the cause. It looked good to me. You work for the equal distribution of property and start in by swiping all you can and sitting on it. Ah, noble scheme! Me for it!

P.G. Wodehouse

#9. Debra Winger doesn't let anything interfere with her performance, which is the way it should be.

Tom Berenger

#10. Can make you shudder and writhe without even touching your pussy.

Lauren Blakely

#11. Color exists simultaneously with form. Both elements are constantly associated but color strikes you more - a rose for instance - sometimes form - the human body.

Ferdinand Hodler

#12. It's okay to be scared, but it helps you be brave if you know exactly what it is you're scared of.

Don Prichard

#13. let those who have abundance remember that they are surrounded with thorns, and let them take great care not to be pricked by them; and let those who have little and are very much hemmed in know that God planned [their poverty] to keep them from evil and hurtful snares.

John Calvin

#14. The whole process of making 'Bloody Sunday' was difficult but extraordinary.

James Nesbitt

#15. The train resembles the Soviet type and is quite comfortable, but all socialist structures I have ever encountered have toilets stemming from a single model engineered by the Orthodox Church in Tsarist Russia to ensure that man never be allowed to forget the corruption of the flesh.

Arthur Miller

#16. Socialism had somehow made time more flexible. There were often situations when 1 PM and 5 PM were interchangeable.

Colin Cotterill

#17. Free enterprise runs on self interest. This is socialism and it runs on loyalty ... if people were going to live by comparison shopping, the town would go bust ... If you live there you have to take it as a whole. That's loyalty.

Garrison Keillor

#18. The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.

R.M. ArceJaeger

#19. Under capitalism, man exploits man; while under socialism just the reverse is true.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#20. I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons.

George Bernard Shaw

#21. It would be like God to make the most vital thing easy and place it within the range of possibility for the weakest and poorest of us.

A.W. Tozer

#22. You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do! You are what you think you are.

Bob Richards

#23. These are tough times and under this Tory-led government many people in Manchester are suffering and getting left behind. If elected I will use all my energy, skills, experience and knowledge to stand up for our communities and get things done for the better.

Lucy Powell

#24. In battling against untouchability, and in dedicating myself to that battle, I have no less an ambition than to see a full regeneration of humanity.

Mahatma Gandhi