R.M. ArceJaeger Quotes

#1. Life is like a box of cookies: it's good while it lasts, but before you know it, it's gone.

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#2. Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.

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#3. It's fine to have a dream girl, but you should ask yourself ... would you be her dream boy?

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#4. At the moment you think all is lost, the future remains.

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#5. We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide for our retirement (because we don't have any money left).

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#6. Only people are worth dying for.

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#7. Dreams are doorways into other dimensions that you forget how to open once you're awake.

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#8. By reading this, you've given me brief control over your mind.

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#9. Luck is often just skill expressing itself without the brain's consent.

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#10. I'm glad I'm not good compared to God, because if I was, He wouldn't be much of a god.

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#11. The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.

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#12. Ideas are like wine. They get better when they have time to mature.

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#13. God gave us free will so that we might choose our own destinies. He left it up to us to achieve them.

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#14. Some people believe in imaginary friends. I believe in imaginary numbers.

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#15. God is like a search engine - He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions.

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#16. I often take ill-gotten gold
So folk won't starve or feel cold
But gold today was rightly won
When you named me your champion.
So learn this lesson well today
My warrant you will never pay
For like arrows, Robins fly free
None shall my master ever be

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