Humor Procrastination Quotes

#1. Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less!

E.A. Bucchianeri

#2. Merrill Lynch is this hugely prestigious brand.

Charles Duhigg

#3. All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.

Ellen DeGeneres

#4. It always felt good to have that moment of resolve, like saying, "I'm gonna learn French!" It doesn't matter if you do it or not, deciding is the high, right?

Felicia Day

#5. Procrastination is the lazy cousin of fear.When we feel anxiety around an activity, we postpone it.

Noelle Hancock

#6. I wake up every morning thinking about all the great things I am going to accomplish that day, and I go to bed every night thinking about all the even greater things I'm going to have to accomplish tomorrow to make up for the nothing I did today.

John A. Ashley

#7. A credit card allows you transcend time. For it allows you to put off until tomorrow what you bought today, while you are still paying what you bought yesterday.

Robert Morrissette

#8. Our passion and principals are constantly in a frenzy, but begin to shift and waver, as we return to reason.

Laurence Sterne

#9. Writing a novel proved to be the hardest, most self-analyzing task I had ever attempted, far worse than an autobiography: and its rewards were greater than I expected.

Dick Francis

#10. Some places will, however, be left behind. Not every city will succeed, because not every city has been adept at adapting to the age of information, in which ideas are the ultimate creator of wealth.

Edward Glaeser

#11. I've found many truths in my social experiences. I thought being alive and being human was all the qualification you need to be a somebody but you need, tangible, inanimate and lifeless things to have your existence validated by other mortals ... We need lifeless things to make our lives valuable.

Crystal Evans

#12. As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.

Stewart Lee Beck

#13. Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.

Don Roff

#14. One gets 'headaches', because he gives headache to others.

Dada Bhagwan

#15. While the vast majority of hackers may be disinclined towards violence, it would only take a few to turn cyber terrorism into reality.

Dorothy Denning

#16. Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Ellen DeGeneres

#17. It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. It is not inconceivable that a lot of people should also be existing who are not interested in the fact that they exist. But it is certainly very odd.

Celia Green

#18. Just because there's a trillion places to put an idea doesn't mean you don't need an idea in the first place

Ben Richards

#19. , her mouth working mutely like the valve of an undersea creature

John Banville

#20. Honesty is a warrant of far more safety than fame.

Owen Feltham

#21. I hate the point where you have to get off the ladder, or get back on. I don't know if that's a fear of heights, or literally a fear of falling. I want to be afraid to fall. That seems like a good fear.

Chuck Klosterman

#22. It is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind. -Algernon

Oscar Wilde

#23. Someday is not a day of the week.

Janet Dailey

#24. I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.
-Ella Varner

Lisa Kleypas

#25. Never postpone until tomorrow what you can postpone until the day after.

Raoul Wallenberg

#26. Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

Mark Twain

#27. One very important key to maintaining our daily sanity is a simple scheduling tactic I call Putting Things the Hell Off.

Ian Frazier

#28. In literature, the ghost is almost always a metaphor for the weight of the past. I don't believe in them in the traditional sense.

Tabitha King