Stewart Lee Beck Quotes & Sayings

Top 6 Stewart Lee Beck Quotes

#1. I'm online, therefore I am.

#2. Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?

#3. As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.

#4. I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.

#5. My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.

#6. My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.