Humor Climb Quotes

#1. It isn't often that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them.

P.G. Wodehouse

#2. Less than 10% of the mainstream workforce can achieve their dreams where they currently work.

Bill Jensen

#3. You want a lesson, boy? If you find yourself being born, climb back in as quick as you can, because life's a bottomless feast of shit.

Scott Lynch

#4. After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.

J.M. Barrie

#5. I will never be satisfied, like the Olympics.

Li Ka-shing

#6. Uh, Magnus has a boyfriend," said Simon.

There was a frightening glint in Julie's eye. "There are some mountains you still want to climb, even though there are 'No Trespassing' signs up.

Cassandra Clare

#7. Wake up and fuck me," demanded Tarin.

"I thought your bum hurt?"

Tarin squirmed. "Want cock, too. Fall out a tree, climb it again.

Syd McGinley

#8. Fortune is a courtesan; favorable yesterday, she may turn her back tomorrow.

Alexandre Dumas

#9. I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?

Carol Maloney Scott

#10. Some people try to climb the ladder of success, while others try to jump on it

Josh Stern

#11. All children are heartless. They have not grown a heart yet, which is why they can climb tall trees and say shocking things and leap so very high that grown-up hearts flutter in terror.

Catherynne M Valente

#12. It was all I could do to not knock him down right there in front of Asher and climb on him. If I stunned him with a frying pan first, he might not struggle too much. ...

Cate Tiernan

#13. It seems that we have it backward in our society. We tend to look up to people who are under a great deal of stress, who can handle loads of stress, and those who are under a great deal of pressure.

Richard Carlson

#14. People who want to climb mountains just like taking metaphors for real. So when I say I could murder for a mangosteen, I hope you don't think I'm going to go out and do that.

Initially NO

#15. I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. Of course not, Ian. It's just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

Jeaniene Frost

#16. How can it be hard and easy at the same time?" asked Omar.
"It's like a really tall wall," said Anja. "It might be hard to climb, but there's no flying crocodiles to fight off while you do it.

Dan Wells

#17. Life does not favor the fearful nor does it reward the reluctant; it embraces and elevates those willing to climb in spite of their fear and willing to try in the mocking face of failure. It gives bonus points to those who fall flat, get up and climb again.

Toni Sorenson

#18. When it started to climb between my legs, my balls and its claws only separated by a thin blanket, I sincerely considered throwing it (the cat, not my member) out of the window.

John Duover

#19. Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.

H.M. Ward

#20. Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there.

Madeline Moore

#21. You're like a brother to me. I would never do anything to hurt you. And I know I haven't been what a brother would consider good material for his wee sister, but I love Ellie, Braden. I have for a long time now, and I can't not be with her. I've wasted too much time as it is.

Samantha Young

#22. Supreme Court had said feds should stay out of abortion.

Mitt Romney

#23. He whom the gods love dies young, while he is in health, has his senses and his judgments sound.

Plautus

#24. When death speaks to me, it speaks only of the beauty of life.

Marty Rubin

#25. Which brings me to the question of why we always 'fall' in love. One falls down steps, off ladders, into rivers and down mountains. If love is so wonderful, why don't we soar in love or climb in love?

Judith McNaught

#26. Trying to fall out of love is like trying to climb a mountain. Blindfolded, on crutches, naked in a hail storm.

Louise Caiola

#27. I'm sorry, Mother. It's just that five days of flying with these characters has made me crawl right to the edge of sanity.' 'I fell over the edge.' Karen said. 'I jumped,' Walter added, 'And I can't seem to climb back up.

Bryan Davis