Humor Australia Quotes

#1. I'm allergic to chocolate. I never tried it, and I can't try it, ever.

Tony Revolori

#2. Australia is filled with roundabouts and everyone drives on the wrong side of the road. In the end we decided to split up the work and I feverishly watched the GPS and yelled, Left! Right! ROUNDABOUT!

Jenny Lawson

#3. The four seasons in Australia consist of "fuck it's hot," "Can you believe how fucking hot it is?", "I won't be in today because it is too fucking hot" and "Yes, the dinner plate size spiders come inside to escape from the heat. That is a fucking whopper though.

David Thorne

#4. They were looking for housekeepers and cooks, and I was dying to get out of Australia and see the rest of the world. It's a Sagittarius thing, you know. We just move on and on, like tumbleweeds.

Roxanne St. Claire

#5. We'll burn your store right down to a crisp.

Ice Cube

#6. Any car designer always dreams about designing their own car - if they say they don't, they're lying ... For me, it was never about starting my own company just to make another car.

Henrik Fisker

#7. Never complain, never explain personal motto of

Kerry Packer

#8. Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Mira Grant

#9. Sacrifice, that's what we do for the people we love.

Gayle Forman

#10. When my films don't work it's usually because I tried some very experimental idea. I tried new ideas and they just didn't work, as opposed to trying to do something conventional and having it be so conventional nobody wanted to see it.

George Lucas

#11. By way of personal instinct, I have an inherent distaste for grandiose rhetorical statements, which don't have any substantive dimension to them

Kevin Rudd

#12. Yes, I once was the toast of two continents! ( ... Greenland & Australia).

Dorothy Parker

#13. Why don't you meet Osama bin Laden, invite him to Brussels or to the White House and engage him in talks, ask him what he wants and give it to him so he leaves you in peace?

Vladimir Putin

#14. Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically.

Steven Gould

#15. In Australia, even the darkest subject matter has a little pinch of humor. A little sweet to make the sour go down.

Ben Mendelsohn

#16. Representing the struggle that Muslim minorities go through today is something I personally experience. So I know that at the end of the day, I have a voice for many millions of people who don't have any representation at all.

Lazarus Of Bethany

#17. A large corporation is more like Australia: it's impossible
to see the whole landscape at once and there are so many things
capable of maiming or killing you.

Erika Hall

#18. What I really wanted was every kind of life, and the writer's life seemed the most inclusive.

Susan Sontag

#19. In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically every living creature there can kill you in under three minutes. Our primary spoken language is screaming.

David Thorne

#20. Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

Steven Wright