Hovercraft Quotes

#1. The car doesn't so much drive as float above the road, like we're making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.

Elle Lothlorien

#2. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out of her bum-oley with such force that she lifted off my knee - like a hovercraft. Even she looked surprised by what had come out of her.

Louise Rennison

#3. My hovercraft is full of eels.

John Cleese

#4. Smudge stood atop the water, burning as hot as I'd ever seen him and floating on a cushion of steam like a tiny, pissed-off hovercraft.

Jim C. Hines

#5. I'll go get the horse and buggy," you'll say. And I'll say, "But I thought we were taking the hovercraft?

David Levithan

#6. I do have a bit of a garden, and I'd love a hovercraft to get around it - one of the big four-seater ones with the fan on the back.

Tom Felton

#7. But I remember we sold nearly 18,000 records in one day.

Neil Innes

#8. I love you, Prin,' I say.
'Just shut up.

The Harvard Lampoon

#9. When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

Charlie Sheen

#10. Nobody knows nothing for sure. If they say they do, they're either a preacher or selling something. Deal

Daniel H. Wilson

#11. The greatest obstacle in the apostolate of the Church is the timidity or rather the cowardice of the faithful.

Pope Pius X

#12. It's time for compassionate Americans to send a wake-up call to their members of Congress and demand passage of legislation to end the wholesale slaughter of America's horses once and for all.

Jane Velez-Mitchell

#13. We have been helping, trying to help Afghanistan in many ways, even from the beginning of ... the beginnings of the '20s, 1920s, when he we were fighting our own national struggle.

Bulent Ecevit

#14. There is eternity in every second.

Zoe Klein

#15. God is God. Because he is God, He is worthy of my trust and obedience. I will find rest nowhere but in His holy will that is unspeakably beyond my largest notions of what he is up to.

Elisabeth Elliot

#16. because of the fact I now have a son and I am raising him to avoid the very person who is supposed to protect us. Who is going to protect me from the person that is supposed to be protecting me?

Zachary Turnage

#17. In order to achieve escape velocity, we must learn to keep our own counsel, to move silently among doubters, to voice our plans only among our allies, and to name our allies accurately.

Julia Cameron

#18. Dracula isn't just another vampire show. It's something entirely different that I personally feel I've never seen on American TV before.

Oliver Jackson-Cohen